dismiss your fears.

brave assumptions & bad habits

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[blue---rain]

[wildandlux]

[ellehena]

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adrienne raquel

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closca house

[wendei]

[cohenchrismukkah]

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

“Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney’s funniest bit” is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it

[officialqueer]

The overlooking of “The One Thing You Can’t Replace” is a criminal act.

[jewishdragon]

LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU

[bisexualgambit]

HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES????

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

The responses to this post have been so amazing because it’s reminded me, and I’m sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd

[incendiarysongbird]

okay, but eighth graders

[doorstoplord]

….. could be a nursery.

[awesomealfry]

being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi

[starry-nightengale]

“Why buy the cow, question mark?”

[tgwdlmreprised]

THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE

[0rangeleader-deactivated2022100]

And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself.

And kept driving.

[abyssfemme]

LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS

[silly-slacker-person]

“We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain”

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT

Y'know, how you talk to your grandma?

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

hello? HUSH

[bakvvas-deactivated20181218]

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

[hurdying-gurdily]

T H E R E  I S  A  H O R S E,   

L O O S E

I N  T H E  

H O S T P I T A L

[spawkward]

STREET SMARTS

[thislooksexpensive]

Or like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries?

Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake?

ᴼʳ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ʷʰᵉⁿ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵉᵃᵗˢ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᶜʰᵒᶜᵒˡᵃᵗᵉ ᶜᵃᵏᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵇᵃʳᶠˢ ᶦᵗ ᵘᵖ?”

…

And he would just keep talking and it would slowly fade out and say [flicks hand forward] “Executive Producer: Dick Wolf.”

[taco-bellamy]

And now you have the

Audacity

[onepointeight]

[adrenaline]

[lyricallymnded]

black butterflies and déjà vu // the maine

[dephus]

I don’t think people understand how stressful it is to explain what’s going on in your head when you don’t even understand it yourself.

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[hirxeth]

“I’m so scared right now.” “I know. I know.” “I don’t want to get hurt.” “I’m not going to hurt you.”

Stuck in love (2012) dir. Josh Boone

[humansofnewyork]

“I’m ninety but I feel like I’m fifty. I don’t take any medicine. I never complain. I’m just happy to be alive. I tell people: ‘Start with what you have, not with what you want.’ Every day I dance for two hours. And I’m still really interesting too. I love politics and literature. I love the sciences. And I’ve got a boyfriend named Alexander. We exchange books. I don’t even know how old he is.” (Moscow, Russia)

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