Knight of Ratatosk

This is my blog! c: I'm a larper from New Jersey. I play the ukulele and do lots of other crap. :B

[burritodetodo]

IT’S MARCH 20TH! YOU CAN REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR. DO IT OR YOU WON’T GET DOUBLE THUMBS UP.

[pancakeke]

[officialfist]

He fights not because he wants to but because he must

[negaozone]

[kiixiies]

[redfagdiver]

[plasticlovefuture]

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

[mimicq]

[the-promise-has-been-made]

this whole discussion about a Mulan life-action baffles me. Like… I love the fun with Mushu and all but? Why do we need a Disney remake of the movie when there is

a pretty much epic

beautiful

actually Chinese version

with great characters

and Mulan’s more accurate story

readily available??? 

Since 2009??

[madamdoesnothing]

Well I know what I am watching now

[renefer]

UPDATE: I just watched this and I have so many emotions. Seriously, check this out

[neoyi]

OOH! On my list!

[katsplanet]

i didnt know this existed!!! ok

[scarabsi]

I’ve failed all my followers for not letting them know about this immediately. I’m sorry you guys missed out.

[cosmic-noir]

I NEED IT

[life-b4-death]

http://www.veoh.com/watch/v19697192DZSkejpc

Here is a link to watch it free online with English subtitles.

Just as a warning, it is a little violent, some horses are killed during the battles, and there is a scene where Wentai cuts open his wrist. It is a very good movie, I just finished watching it and would recommend everyone watch it.

[selki]

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[theinturnetexplorer]

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

[speciesofleastconcern]

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

[beggars-opera]

double confirmed

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I met Seth Everman at a con of some kind, and he came up to me and asked me if I was cosplaying as him bc I was wearing his iconic sweater and sunglasses. I said no and pulled out a furless cat out of my bag that was wearing a tiny Seth Everman hoodie and mini sunglasses, then said, “THIS is Seth Everman.” I put the cat down in front of him and gave it a tiny piano and it started playing it really well and Seth looked so impressed that I started crying.

[carrotsforferrets-deactivated20]

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

[undoherdamage]

@mynameiseyyyyyy

[bunjywunjy]

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

[cacklebarnacle]

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

[babyanimalgifs]

“Am I a cat?”

[breakfast-menu-deactivated20210]

YOU MUST WATCH THIS

[timelorddarthswagger]

That first existential crisis

[pedeka]

self aware sweetie

[bewareofthecar1966]

a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor’s face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE…. THATS SCURVY…. in this day and age

[bewareofthecar1966]

this is turning into a “how a person i know got scurvy” thread and im so here for this, please share your scurvy stories if you have any

[aquarianconstellations]

the other day someone posted pics from the reddit page r/zerocarbs where these fools only ate meat and 0 vegetables or fruits and all the posts were about various symptoms of scurvy. i died when one literally read ‘i don’t want to start the vitamin C debate again but’

[bewareofthecar1966]

THE VITAMIN C DEBATE

[elidyce]

My mother told me all about scurvy when I was five and trying to resist eating pumpkin and let me tell you it’s been 35 years and I still get nervous if I go for two days without eating a green vegetable. 

I told my own little picky eater about scurvy, rickets etc and now one of her most frequently requested lunch items is baby spinach, closely followed by carrots.

I’m not saying everyone should mildly traumatize their children to make them understand that vegetables are vital to ongoing possession of your teeth and organs, but.. no, that’s exactly what I’m saying. Go for it. 

[tuesdaey]

[canofstars]

I think that the points are as follows;

1. Live each day with courage

2. Take pride in your work

3. Always finish what you start

4. Do what has to be done

5. Be tough, but fair

6. When you make a promise, keep it

7. Ride for the brand

8. Talk less and say more

9. Remember that some things aren’t for sale

10. Know where to draw the line

[tuesdaey]

You are correct and well versed in your Cowboy Ethics, partner

[hatemailhere]

Cowboy Ethics same vibe as @warriormale Ethics

[warriormale]

Very true.

Fighting produces and nurtures Manliness.

Manliness includes fight skills, a trained and conditioned body and most importantly the Moral Virtues of Humility, Integrity, Selflessness, Self Control and always showing Respect for people, places and things.

I never realized fighters have values in common with cowboys!

Very cool!

WarriorMale

[otherwindow]

Concept: Widowmaker, but she visited a chiropractor. 

[nerdgasrnz]

Get a load of this guy

[hobgoblinhero]

You’re RUINING the LORE by ROBBING her of her CYBERNETICALLY ENHANCED TACTICAL ASS

[foulserpent]

i stumbled across this in a remote part of the lake and i really loved the surreality of it

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

rate my melee set up

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Seriously. What on earth could a 3 yr old do to “warrant” a gun to the chest???

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Apparently they were in the process of arresting her mother (whom they beat while handcuffed, naturally), also pointed the gun at the head of the child’s grandmother, and pointed the gun at her when she did what any toddler would do and started wailing. The incident gave her one of the worst cases of child PTSD the expert they assigned has ever seen and she’ll need therapy well into her adult years. 

Anyone with even a passing knowledge of gun safety knows that you do not point a gun at anyone you are not willing to kill. So best case scenario these officers were grossly incompetent and worst case they were willing to kill a child for crying. This settlement is the least they deserve.

[siacherry]

^^^^ reblogging for the extra info

[enoughtohold]

a friend of mine posted this. today is too much.

[prozdvoices]

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Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

meowth, control yourself

[the-pursuit-of-sappiness]

I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E

[circuitrydemon]

james sounds so fuckin offended like omf

[seafoodmomma-deactivated2021121]

So long twerp! Pikachu belongs to us now!

YEAH YOU FUCKHEAD!

woah meowth that’s going a little overboar-

EAT SHIT AND D  I    E 

meowth.