My fandoms are a complete mess

Hey ya'll, my name is Daniel, I'm just your average Tumblr guy that's on way too many fandoms! I'm also an artist (not a good one, but an artist nonetheless).

[senruss]

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every samples comes from this video

[bootlegpals]

Bootleg Garfield plush sofa

[twofingerswhiskey]

this is what society could be if we had the will and grit to do the things that needed to be done

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[ahloblo]

lets be transparent with mama

[heartcondition]

oh... you touched my tralala... i guess

[chongoblog]

Your fucking ding ding dong or whatever

[homunculus-argument]

Fun Fact: It's only a Gargoyle if it's also a water spout! If it isn't, then it's a Grotesque!

Language is weird!

I am only a gargoyle when I'm gargling 'em. Otherwise I'm just grotesque.

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[coelii]

[suppermariobroth]

Page from the 1991 official Nintendo calendar.

[finalfantasyvii]

get high and think of me

[noelle224]

get high and pee on me

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[bootlegpals]

Source

[aquabuggy]

fish fish fish fish fish fish fish FISH fish fish fish fishfish Fish fish fish fish fissh fish fish fishfishfishfishfishfishfisgfushfishfishfishdhahsh

[shimp-simp]

Shimp?

[aquabuggy]

Shimp 👏 is 👏 fish 👏

[bootleg-bill]

Oops guys I accidentally bootleg Mario’d again. Oh well.

Source: http://m.alibaba.com/product/60389360980/Wholesale-accidentally-Mario-doll-Super-Mary.html?spm=a2706.7843299.1998817009.13.v8DLob

[sapphire--moonlight]

this is like 9/11 for us Super Mary fans

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

[squareallworthy]

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

[storm-of-feathers]

What

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

[yoinky-sploinky]

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

[unyieldingsilence]

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[urbankirby]

Sanei Boeki All Stars Pokémon Keychain Plush:

Mimikyu

[lavagoth]

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[tinybed]

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

Oh, right. Bowser. Turning into Bowser. Because of the bus driver. The bus driver I want to kill. Specifically as Bowser. Bowser’s bus driver.