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Leah // 21 // Honeywine kiss // 5 ft tall clumsy not so hopeless romantic. | chaotic good |

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2021-05-15

Canon EOS R6 + RF50mm f1.2L

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[hyrude]

who is paying utilities on the saw bathroom

[excdus]

whats the zip code for the moon

[excdus]

wanna send her a letter

[marisatomay]

you know when you’re a child and you’re like what’s the big deal what’s so wrong with leaving dirty dishes in the sink and then you’re an adult and the presence of dirty dishes that the other adults in the dwelling have left in the sink makes you homicidal

[genkais-arcade]

Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report | April 9, 1994

[twistedkey]

edward trying to explain how he stopped the van

[headspace-hotel]

i have been scrolling the “looks” on the gucci website. whoever designed these desires only to cause pain. so many of the patterns on these clothes actually appear to be moving when I look at them. these models are all hollow-eyed Victorian children trying to advertise to predators that they are poisonous.

[headspace-hotel]

These are prey animals whose natural habitat is a couch

[headspace-hotel]

these men are dressed like they’re going to a job interview where they will be slowly impaled on stakes in a pit of fire ants if they get the job. if I saw one of these guys standing in a person’s front yard I would assume he was either trying to lower the property values or that his role in a nearby home invasion was “distraction.”

[headspace-hotel]

These two are in a running competition to see who can shoplift the largest item.

[headspace-hotel]

What do I even say? is it even possible to intentionally create something uglier? are these people under a faerie curse where if someone compliments them they are slowly eaten alive by maggots?

Is this fashion? If this was a style of architecture it would be a car wash. If this was a style of dance it would be the insensate twitching of a corpse that has been hanged. If this was a style of music it would be a harmonica cover of a Pug dying a painful death. If you have sex in these outfits you gain a second virginity. These people are dressed for the job they want, and they want God to kill them.

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[trickstertime]

This is Margaret when she opens that email

[brothersskeleton]

[mayorowly]

Why he can’t sit straight

[dollbed-deactivated20190625]

think of me when the sky is pink

[isolatedhysteria]

[officialunitedstates]

reblog if you’ve been known to tell a joke once in a while

[divamancer]

Knock knock

[officialunitedstates]

xD that is my favorite one

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[daddddy]

flower power

[zsnes]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[n0sh1-0n1-deactivated20190714]

I wish my bots were this interesting xD

[agathasc0ven]

these images of sandra oh in the 90's/early 00's live in my mind rent free

hey god it's me again

[sunray-babe]

Hey boys

If you want to wear lipstick at school today, go ahead.

If you want to wear a dress to school today, go ahead.

If you want to pierce your body (professionally), go ahead.

If you want to live a chubby life, go ahead.

If you want to dye your hair, go ahead.

If you want to kiss boys with their consent, go ahead.

If you want to kiss girls with their consent, go ahead.

If you want to kiss nb peeps with their consent, go ahead.

As long as you arent harming yourself or others, you arent doing anything wrong and you should be able to exist as you please.

Fck society. Society is stupid. Go out and go do what you want to do today.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gordon Ramsay ate my ass then said it was underseasoned and a fucking disgrace.