Gaming mishaps and fun

[mulberrybambi-deactivated202108]

How would Hanzo, Genji, and Reaper respond to their best friend (any gender is fine) coming out? Btw promise to respond to your message I've been swamped with school work :(

It’s okay hun I know exactly how ya feel! And this is so cute! Thank you for the request! ~Bambi

Hanzo Shimada

Surprised but happy.

He’s not the best at reading people in terms of sexuality or emotions, when it comes to determining whether or not someone’s a threat though he’s on his A-game. With everything else though he’s akin to a monkey staring at a purple banana. So when you came out of the closet to him he was surprised but happy for you.

“Really? I’m glad, I guess you won’t be upset over me dating mccree then?”

#softboi, It doesn’t bother him in the slightest, he’s actually thrilled he can be open about his own sexuality with you as well.

Will 100% be the open ear for you to spill the tea with. Just don’t, actually spill the tea, please, his stuff is expensive.

Genji Shimada

Already knew, and he doesn’t mind in the slightest. Heck, tracers a lesbian and she’s one of his best friends!

He’s got a great sense for people and given his face is covered 90% of the time he can observe anyone and everyone at his leisure, you’re no exception. He noticed things, how you’d stare at those of the same sex you’d find attractive. How you’d behave, how you dress, your slang and mannerisms etc. He honestly thought you’d already come out ages ago.

“Okay, cool, what pizza do you want? I’m ordering.” He said pointing to his phone.

Your sexuality doesnt bother him, he experimented a lot in his youth and chooses who he’s attracted to by their personality over their bodies or the confines of their underpants.

If you’re looking for love he makes the best wingman, he’ll have no trouble reading the room and picking out a good one for you.

Will absolutely want to gossip with you about literally anything, he’s got a good ear and a great shoulder to cry on... it’s water proof.

Reaper (Gabriel Reyes)

Give him a sec, he’s having a flashback to Mccree and Morrison coming out to him.

Doesn’t bother him at all, he picks his company based on their personalities and whether or not they annoy him. You don’t annoy him so he could care less whether your straight, bi, a cow disguised as a man, etc. You’re his friend. That’s all that matters to him.

“Okay then... if anyone gives you a hard time because of it, come to me, I’ll sort it out.”

#lookslikearottweiler #actuallyacinnamonroll

Already protective over you as he is with the few people he has left to care about but now he’ll be even more so, he knows there’s a lot of assholes still out there.

Will gladly gossip with you about anything and be a willing ear for you to bitch about anyone you don’t like, he’s got plenty he wants to bitch about too. Will 100% spill the tea on his relationship with Jack Morrison. Oh yeah, he went there.

[dadihanzo]

I got an incredibly lucky shot as Hanzo omg

[allatir]

I HAD TO DO IT. I don’t know who made this picture, but it the reason for the appearance of my comic

[mulberrybambi-deactivated202108]

I’m fucking crying I love this so much *wheeze* ~Bambi

[mulberrybambi-deactivated202108]

Could we get an aggressively flirty SO who doesnt realize they're being flirty but how do hanzo, genji, and reaper handle this?? Thanks for the time reading this and hope all is well ^^

Welp you summed me up in a nutshell lol, sure thing honeybee!

Also, update on my health situation, I’m now back home but I’m on close supervision incase the golden staph returns. I’m still recovering but that said im bored out of my mind, so while it’s not my best work I’m pleased with it! So enjoy ~Bambi

Hanzo Shimada

Shy boi doesn’t know how to deal.

You have a naturally flirty personality and everyone on base likes to joke that you’re secretly related to mccree.

You don’t realise you’re doing it and nobody really minds it, they think it’s sweet actually. How you add on little flourishes that turn any sentence into a compliment to whom your speaking to, how approachable you are, and how fun you are to talk to are all the things that make everyone on base love you.

When Hanzo arrived at the Gibraltar base it was no different. The first time you two met you greeted him with a welcoming hug and the first thing that tumbled from your mouth was, “Wow! And I thought Genji was handsome! Pleased to meet you hun!” He stood there red faced in confused shock, congrats you broke him.

Each encounter from then on was much the same, while you flirted with practically anything you’d be lying to yourself if you said you didn’t fancy him. You’d lay on the charm extra hard whenever you’d see the archer and not even noticing or realising your doing it. Everuone else though certainly did.

Hanzo thought at first this was just how you behaved to everyone, much like Mccree, but when he mentioned it in the rec room everyone blatantly pointed out that you definitely had a thing for him. His face went bright red and he looked at Genji for guidance. “Help.”

After a pep talk from Genji and Mccree he made his way to you determined to ask you out hoping that he hadn’t accidentally misread the signs. The moment you spotted him all that popped out of your mouth was, “Well hello there handsome!” *error 404* great job you broke him again.

After a few more attempts ending like this he finally asked you out, the poor thing was so relieved when you said yes. The flirting continued into the relationship, he’ll do his best to get used to it!

Gabriel Reyes {Reaper}

#confusedbeanisconfused

You were a newly recruited member of talon, but you were more than talented with your skills and doomfist himself was the one to persuade you into their ranks. Plus, with your naturally flirty, slightly sassy and charismatic attitude, you got along well with practically everyone... Well... Almost, everyone.

Everyone knew of the famed reaper, possibly one of the cruelest and most feared members of the inner council. Cold hearted, calculated, and deadly. A wraith who could slaughter you and disappear without a trace. Everyone knew him, everyone was afraid of him, everyone except you.

Your first encounter with him was in the halls, you were walking with a few other recruits when he appeared and began heading in your direction. Immediately the other grunts stepped aside practically hugging the wall to get away from him, you however simply brushed past him without a hint of fear and said in a chipper tone that’d make tracer want to step up her game, “Morning boss!”

He froze in place and looked back at you confused... Nobody beyond inner council members greeted him, never mind wished him good morning... He wasn’t entirely sure what to think but for a brief moment he had a flashback to all the smiling faces greeting him in blackwatch... he shook his head and continued on.

From then on every encounter was much the same, he’d come to notice your schedules meant you’d have to pass by each other once in the morning and then again at night, and each time you’d greet him, albeit with not so subtle differences to every one.

Each time you’d stop him in his tracks, and while his mask hid his face, each time you’d make him more flustered then the last.

The last time was what broke him finally, it was early morning, you were walking back to your room from the cafeteria when he drifted past you. Much to both of your surprise he greeted you, all he did was nod, but he acknowledged you. You smiled and winked at him as you passed, “morning sexy~”

Great job you broke him, try turning him off then back on again.

Before you could get another step away from him he had you pinned up against the wall glaring at you with his mask barely an inch from your face. “What the hell is your de-” you cut him off by kissing his forehead... He put you down so gently before wraithing away.

There was a bouquet of roses outside your door the next morning. And a note written entirely in Spanish declaring reapers feelings for you.

He still has a heart and Congrats, you’ve stolen it!

Genji Shimada

#flirtyboy

While he’s nowhere near the playboy he used to be, his naturally charming and flirty attitude has returned to him after becoming at peace with himself. That said the first time you two met he was momentarily confused when you greeted him by calling him handsome, but he rebounded quickly and returned the favour by calling you beautiful.

All interactions from then on followed much the same, the pair of you practically behaved like a couple the longer you were around one another but neither of you really seemed to notice.

Neither of you even had to ask each other out. One day you just greeted Genji with a kiss on the cheek, and he returned it with a peck to your lips. It felt so natural, so normal and sweet, like it was meant to be.

The only difference from then on was the fact neither of you could keep your hands off each other. And you both seemed to double the flirting towards each other, nobody knows how, but you’ve managed it!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dadihanzo]

My second Ana potg, the first one i caught on camera tho ^^

[returnn-of-the-mac]

So your last post made me realize in the fallout world there arent safe condoms to use so how would the romanced companions get around that? (Could you include deacon too?) I'm very curious now xD

This was interesting! It’s something I hadn’t really thought about. I feel like the most common practice would be pulling out, but I also feel lile there would be a lot of pseudoscience involved. This was a really fun one to write, but it’s nothing too serious. Please enjoy!

(NSFW) FO4 (❤️) Companions React: Contraceptive Methods

After a long day of traveling, Sole and their companion had decided to call it a night and camp out.

Before going to sleep, however, the pair had decided to engage in some long overdue sexytime.

In the midst of their lovemaking, however, Sole paused, remembering that neither of them were wearing protection.

They hesitantly brought this to their lover’s attention.

Hancock: Yanno, I found that if you take exactly 7.5 huffs of jet, it suffocates the sperm.

Curie: No need to worry, love! Synths cannot reproduce.

Preston: [confident] Vatican roulette, babe. I read about it in a book I found in Quincy. We should be all set!

Nick: [chuckling] I don’t think you need to worry about conception, darling. It’s a perk of being mechanical.

Piper: I bought some essential oils from this woman going door-to-door in Diamond City. It contains Nuka Cola extract which apparently has contraceptive properties.

MacCready: I’d heard that if you drink enough Nuka you’ll fry the sperm....but then Duncan...so now I just pull out.

Cait: If ye punch me hard enough, it’ll all come out anyway [sexually charged; shrieking] SQUEEZE ME LIKE A TUBE O TOOTHPASTE!!

Deacon: Don’t worry babe. I‘m the pullout master.

Danse: [reaching into bag and grabbing box of condoms] The Brotherhood provided us with these by the boxfu— hold up. [thinking for a moment and tossing box aside] I don’t need them.

Gage: Don’t worry, babe. I’ve got Nuka runnin through my bloodstream. Ain’t no sperm swimmin around in here.

[feargender]

me, entering bunker hill/diamond city/goodneighbor for the first time every playthru: WHERE IS THAT EGGHEAD FUCK

[jai-art]

OVERWATCH ANIMAL CROSSING PT. 2

[dadihanzo]

No one noticed me until it was too late!

[dadihanzo]

A Zarya potg i got but didn’t deserve cuz it was all Reinhardt’s kills XD

[dadihanzo]

I got a quad as Mccree but the best part is Saggi XDD

[dadihanzo]

I got a quad but my favorite part is Saggi XD

[dadihanzo]

I just recently picked up Reinhardt simply because i wanted the cute and pixel spray XD and yes, yes i did charge a torb turret sue me lmao

[dadihanzo]

A junkrat quintuple

[dadihanzo]

A quintuple with Mccree!

[dadihanzo]

I didn’t get anyone with my ult but i did get them in the end!