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@dagirllizzy
the differences between crocodiles and alligators in case u were not aware
@dholes
Both are friends.
@rashkah
But how about gharial and caiman?
here comes the rest of the family
The gang’s all here
The difference between a crocodile and an alligator is if you see it in a while or later
Thank you for telling me the differences. Now, this info shall be shared with my followers.
remember that person that impulsively spin kicked the anti abortion protester lmfao
YES i have it saved as a gif hold on
that doesn’t seem impulsive. they paused and considered their actions. then chose violence. the correct choice.
Your body your choice.
Now with my opinion (the correct one on abortions) out of the way
This man deserves a medal
http://bit.ly/305Y3X8
verschlimmern = to make worse
verbessern = to improve
verschlimmbessern = to disimprove
ok wait… what about “kaputtreparieren” ?
kaputt = broken
reparieren = to repair
kaputtreparieren = to completely destroy something that was only slightly damaged in a failed attempt to fix it
Never let this die
IT GOT BETTER SINCE I LAST SAW IT
We need more
We haven’t done it to very many species, and the ones we did it to were of very low-order species such as plants and fungi. Ethics forbids us from doing it to anything much more complex than that, so instead we taught some chimpanzees to do it in exchange for a variety of differing treats. Getting simians to perform tasks of varying complexity for varying rewards IS ethical, getting a grant for it is orders of magnitude easier, and most great apes don’t have such developed ethical standards. So long as we publish the results of their sieve-grinding as a sub-topic of the “work for treats” papers, we can more efficiently gather data while avoiding ethical conundrums.
Oh my goodness
Help. My (37F) morally dubious experiment chimpanzee’s (14F, 18F, 22M, 23F, 36F, 36M) have formed an ethics board.
why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??
No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary
Fixed
Perfect
snakes are reversed vampires
they get energy from lying in the sun, they inject shitty blood IN with their fangs, and they have no hands
????? vampires have hands?????????
ayo what the FUCK
why wouldn’t they??
hey guys you’re allowed to call me the stupidest motherfucker on the earth but i unironcially thought vampire meant the same thing as vespa. i straight up believed that shit for the five seconds i took to comprehend this ask. what the fuck
THE FUCKING MOPED???
THE FUCKING MOPED
I’M SORRY YOU WHAT
vampires: exist
op:
VAMPIRES EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?
great job with my post guys. hit the showers
this post is six days old
All points are true. I have nothing to add
Guru Ant's stick part 2
Amy belongs to @dagirllizzy
If you can't see, Guru Ant thought "What did she call me?!"
Look I had to
Amy: harder daddy
Guru Ant: what
Amy: what?
God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he’s in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he’s got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD’S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I’m overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. “Bhurr blur, I’m Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs”. Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he’s sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That’s the worst part. I know he’s just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children’s movie, I know it doesn’t matter, I know I shouldn’t care. But that’s part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world’s array of sinners, and I can’t even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity’s saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It’s EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it’s disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman
holy shit you’re not wrong
I’d feel better about this whole rant if Olaf weren’t queer-coded. It might be largely the voice acting – the lisp, the inflection especially – but he’s got massive “harmless gay sidekick” vibes. And if you’re actively critiquing that? Sure, great, go all out. Hate whom you will. Say whatever you want about how “gay” is equated with “harmless silly sidekick used for comic relief, with no serious bearing on the plot, literally inhuman and treated by Serious Human Characters as… well,a sidekick, peripheral to your life and safe to ignore.
But if you’re not engaging critically with that aspect of his character and are just overwhelmed with hatred whenever you see or hear or think about the queer-coded character and his mannerisms make you feel violent, that is a little bit. Uncomfortable. At best.
what on God’s green earth are you talking about
See sometimes I wonder why I’m still on this website, and then posts like this come along. Amazing.
me reading this post like
oh my god holy fuckign shit okay i had to hunt this post down to say that i had a brief dream about this post and basically someone said “2020 would’ve been better if olaf didn’t exist” and someone reblogged with “olaf (derogatory)” i am losing my MIND
$72.99
This post made my day ngl
tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same
Oh thank god
imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed
In case anyone’s curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.
Normally when you delete a post, it’s gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.
This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted, it’s got nothing to add to. When the note counter tries to add notes to nothing, it goes nowhere.
So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.
I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.
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If you are gonna watch Squid Game I beg of you to watch it in Korean with English subtitles. The English dub is good but there's something special about watching it in its original language.
Thanks for reading this lol
just a little guy i guess
Aww!
Cain meets a friend
Part1 // Part 2
AAAAAAAAAA
*eats post like a starving animal*
It’s all so good!!! I can tell there’s a lot of thought out into everything and I’m very ex for what’s next
Dude I swear I’m gonna print all of these nice things and hang them on my wall
Can we talk about Eden's outfit?
