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@dailyssaudoodles
I'm leaving tumblr. I'm sorry, but, I've just got so much going on and so many things to do I can't handle this blog. I should have thought about this when I made it. Since I'm still trying to sort out my other means of being a social person, ask @dailyromandoodle if you want my Twitter handle, my wattpad user, my discord orrr, my amino
Thomas starts crying in front of you and your 7th most used emoji is your reaction GO!
🙄 (wtf someone needs to tell me not to be such a bitch 😂)
Mine is this sparkly heart! 💖
And no you’re not!
🌈 ill use the power of Gay
👗 Dress in drag?
😂 We’re both crying from laughter is the only exceptable interpretation I can think of
👍 - That would not be the first time I ever asked someone “You good fam?” while giving them a thumb’s up…
🙂 me being like
Shit
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
give me money
i can’t afford to breathe
I just need a few more money to get the things I need for a project!!! Come through pentacles dude!!!!
Heading to Pillowfort, and I’m Offering Keys
Hi, you may or may not know me. I go by Tyramir, and I’m an author. Mostly I write fanfic, but I have also published a book at some point. (Yes, that was a subtle plug – don’t feel obligated to click the links, they’re there to justify to myself why I’m doing this so I can say this wasn’t 100% altruistic because I’m a crusty old troll)
So, recently, Tumblr has made something of an announcement regarding what kind of content they will and will not host in the future. And you know what, that’s okay. It’s their site. They can do what they want. Just like I’m free to say, “Hey, @staff, go fuck yourselves with some sandpaper, you masochistic fucks.”
Ah, that felt good. You know what else feels good? Moving to Pillowfort. I’m in no way associated with them, beyond that I am now a user. I just bought a key. More than one, actually. I bought a whackload of them. I am not rich. See: author. Very poor profession if you’re not ultra-successful. However, what I am is angry, and disappointed with the direction this site is taking.
This site is home for the marginalised, for the outcasts, for the misfits. It’s also the home for a lot of fellow artists, like myself. Ones that might not have a little extra cash in their wallets. So, as a Christmas gift (and as a way of sharing that link up above advertising my book, see self, you’re not totally altruistic), I’m making this offer.
Reblog and like this post. You don’t have to follow me. You don’t have to buy my book. You don’t have to tell anyone it exists. You don’t even have to click that link. Just like and reblog. Anyone who likes it will get one entry for drawing for a key. Anyone who reblogs it will get one. Anyone who does both will get two. And on December 17th, the Day of Ignominy, I will draw ten names, and I will gift ten keys. I’ll even wear a Willy Wonka hat while I do. You won’t be able to see it, but the spirit will be there.
If you want to get the word out, but don’t want to get an entry (say you already have a Pillowfort account), just reblog and tag the post with “no entry,” or some variation thereof. I’ll exclude you from the draw, but thank you (in my mind, I’m not gonna actually thank people, but that requires effort, yo) for helping others learn about this opportunity.
TL;DR: Bald author wants to use very little cash he has to give people Pillowfort accounts. Just like and reblog for entries. Also, I hope you are feasted upon by a swarm of angry weasels, @staff.
**EDITED TO INCLUDE** A kind soul who has stated their desire to remain anonymous has volunteered an additional five keys to the raffle! We are now up to fifteen keys.
Growing up, you were pretty normal…except for one thing: you can never break a promise, no matter how hard you try or hope to do so. A long time ago, you promised to never harm your best friend by any means. But now, they are hellbent on bringing on the apocalypse. You are the chosen one, the only being who can stop this.
Possess them
They harm themselves.
Or just anonymously bully them to death
“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”
Speak it into existence.
A better situation
A healthier, more peaceful, positive situation.
A more prosperous and abundant situation.
A situation not on Tumblr
What if we sort musicals into Hogwarts houses?
Gryffindor: Hamilton, Newsies, Les Mis
Slytherin: Heathers, Chicago, Sweeney Todd
Ravenclaw: Dear Evan Hansen, Book of Mormon, Phantom of the Opera
Hufflepuff: Come From Away, Wicked, Sound of Music, In the Heights
I just put whatever came up in my mind but SUGGESTIONS? I’M EXCITED
edit: OMG I get the trend now: Gryffindor’s revolution af; Slytherin’s… Slytherin; Ravenclaw is the really freaking morally ambiguous and philosophically questionable but really sweet at the same time; Hufflepuff is… everything else? (okay okay no,, more like the sweet, fluffy, feel-good PG ones that just warm you in a cold winter)
I GOT HEATHERS
Bitches
Suck it
Draw a person whose every step lights up the ground beneath it like a disco dance floor.
If I could draw I would draw Brendon Urie
If you don’t think Roman will be replacing at least one of the words in every Christmas (excuse me, Bitchmas) song, with bitch
you don’t know Roman at all.
“All I want for Bitchmas is You”
“Rockin Around the Bitchmas Tree”
“Have a Holly Jolly Bitchmas”
“It’s Beginning to Look a lot like Bitchmas”
“Bitchnuts Roasting on an Open Fire”
“Bitch, It’s Cold Outside”
“Frosty the Snowbitch”
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reinbitch”
“Have Yourself a Bitchy Little Bitchmas”
“Jingle Bitch, Jingle Bitch, jingle all the way” “You’re a mean one Mr. Bitch” “ Walking in a Winter Wonderbitch” “Silent Bitch” “I’ll Have a Blue Bitchmas Without You” “I’ll Be Home for Bitchmas”
Reblog for additions :D
“Bitches We Have Heard On High”
“O Come All Ye Bitches”
“Bitch-ma Got Run Over By A Reinbitch”
“Oh Bitchmas Tree”
“Merry Bitchmas, Happy Holidays”
“Bitch did you know”
“God rest ye merry Bitchmen”
“Little drummer Bitch”
“I wanna bitchopotamus for bitchmas”
“12 days of bitchmas”
"You're a mean one, Mr Bitch"
ROLE CALL!
Dominate Hogwarts house
Favourite Side
Ravenclaw and Virgil~
Hufflepuff and Roman!!
Hufflepuff and Patton
Slytherin and deceit
I’m curious, everyone reblog this post with your astrology sign and your fave sander sides character.
I’m a Taurus and my fave is Virgil.
Gemini and Virgil ! !
Sagittarius and Virgil
Scorpio and Patton!
Aquarius and Roman!
Aquarius and Logan!
Cancer and Logan
Gemini and Virgil
Leo and Virgil or Logan! (I cant decide)
Capricorn and can I choose thomas? bc then it’s like choosing all of them bc they are thomas ⚡
Sagittarius and Logan
Sagittarius and Virgil (and more but he’s my number one)
Virgo and I’m also going to choose Thomas because I love all the sides too much to chose between them and it does say Sanders Sides Character, not Sanders Side and Thomas the character doesn’t get enough love As a character
I hope that makes sense
Leo and Snek
Screw you
okie dokie
I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.
Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵
Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works
How do you find $999 on the floor?
I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .
DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure
Fuck it
Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!
Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt
The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?
hi i need money
hi same hh
I like money
Hmmm
Reblog with a picture you can’t explain why you have!
Here’s mine! Idk why I possess this gem 😂
Dont fucking ask
@usualurl
Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox
I fucking forgot that I reblogged this and woke up to some weird shit lmao
i don’t want real compliments tbh i just wanna hear the most ominous stuff ppl could come up with
Let’s go
^-^ I wonder?
GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED
VD&diydgbyt-buh
Makingsunshine
Fangirlforexer5433
Gemini-anin
ssyars-in-our-eues
brightstagelights
nicomakesanenrance
Somewejrssemisexhdn
Yes
Totally
Bubbly oce
Close enough
sogtmushie
fuck
Mal-is-nlt-a-rwalwks
It is hard with a long url, okay?
gastrodonjayedpefi
Okay
a-twj-refrigerkat
honestly not that far off
tinyarcadeoeanut wow not bad
errortoojay
only one letter off
king wuth s knfckuie
welp i fookin succ
I can’t do this b/c i still can’t type correctly :P
Dailyssaidoodles
Oh
Logan robot time
