Laughing is my passion

Sometimes I'm funny, sometimes I'm funnier, you'll see. aesthetic blog- @aesthettttics

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Astrology is fake except for the time a Virgo broke up with me saying “your pupils don’t dilate when you look at me”

[keplercryptids]

one beautiful thing I learned recently is that the origin of ‘coming out’ was that a person was coming out TO gay society. gay men in nyc in the early 1900s would have debutante-style celebrations where they came out and presented themselves (in high fashion ofc) to other gay folks. it wasnt until the 70s/80s that ‘coming out’ meant coming out FROM a hidden place TO cishet people. anyway my point is that I wanna have a belated debutante party.

[poems-and-word]

“You better let somebody love you before it’s too late.”

— Eagles, Desperado (via music-and-quotes)

[lokacinna-deactivated20200703]

you know, considering how many times rich people are mentioned as sinful in the Bible versus how many times homosexuals are mentioned as sinful in the Bible, it’s really funny how I’ve never seen entire Christian organizations go out of their way to criticize, boycott, or deny services to rich people… 

weird how that works, huh

[starsfadingbutilingeron]

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

[gayingupspace]

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

[izukudmidoriyaarchive-deactivat]

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Gymnastics has come a long compared to that old footage, but this difference is particularly significant for black girls! Because they have never taken seriously our abilities! Just because the color of our skin is not what they want to see!

Simone Biles’s fantastic performance has been covered by many news outlets all these years! Now we can see the real difference!

#BlackGirlsMagic

[dannymrowr]

It’s like a metaphor of what millenials have to do to get jobs vs baby boomers lol

[advanced-procrastination]

I was debating whether to reblog but that last comment did it for me

[wsswatson]

i wrote a play

[wsswatson]

this was two months ago today, i can’t believe how much has happened with this play since then, i’m an emotional mess

[wsswatson]

you can read it here!!

[owlmylove]

PLEASE BE SURE TO READ “KIDS THESE DAYS” IT’S NOT SUPER LONG BUT IT IS SUPER IMPORTANT & WELL WRITTEN 🌟

[fishyslayer101-deactivated20161]

Oh my god this is so great I want to perform this

[wsswatson]

thank you, that’s so kind of you!!

[fuzzygreendinosaur]

This is so wonderful! Everyone needs to read this b/c there is something for everyone to relate to in it.

[covinius]

This is so beautifully written please read this

[wsswatson]

you’re very kind, thank you!

[sheabutterbitch]

Someone on here once pointed out how whenever beauty vloggers on youtube do those, “my boyfriend does my makeup” challenges; the guy never seems to know what he’s doing, he doesn’t know what contouring is or highlighting and everyone thinks he’s just being a dude but really it shows that he obviously doesn’t watch his girlfriend’s videos that she’s clearly passionate about making, if he can’t understand something as simple as a primer and that really sucks

I also think about how wild it is that women get mocked and made fun of for pretending to be interested in sports and other things that are typically understood as male interests, and it seems like we’re the weird ones for doing that, but it’s crazy how there’s no pressure on men to be interested in, or at least understand anything considered feminine, like, wouldn’t you want to have knowledge about something your significant other is interested in?

I see memes where the guy is shopping for what to get his girlfriend and someone suggests a highlighter and dude goes out and gets sharpie highlighters! Then people think it’s hilarious, because he’s just a guy being a dude y'know but if a girl doesn’t know shit about basketball, or football, or video games, or cars, or comics or whatever else she’s an idiot

[smallangryspider-blog-deactivat]

*Spoilers*

Peter: *Introduces himself to Strange AND HIS CLOAK kindly, even though they ignore him*

Peter: *Saves Mantis’ life even though he was afraid of her at first*

Peter: *Apologises for not remembering Mantis & Drax’s name as he’s flying through debris to save them*

Peter: *Apologises to Tony with his last breath as he’s terrified and dying*

Baby you’re too innocent and sweet for all this. You deserve so much better.

[4gifs]

[demo-espeon]

Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??

[bangtangeneral-deactivated20181]

Having none of that shit today.

[ghdos-blog]

“Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.”

[smearedlipstick-deactivated2015]

I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING

[askfordoodles]

Pack animals like dogs don’t tolerate dissent in their group because it weakens the pack’s social structure… There are similar clips on youtube of them breaking up rabbit and rooster fights… They don’t care what species you are, they just want you to CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

[impostoralice-deactivated201511]

They don’t differentiate species because dogs think everything else is just a weird dog. 

[daughterofthestars]

ANIMAL BEHAVIOR IS FUN MAN OMG

[makesmysoulache]

“EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST A WEIRD DOG” This is painfully accurate

[vladtheunfollower]

[piledriver13-deactivated2018012]

NO!

[dumbassity-deactivated20180202]

What the fuck

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

Pomeranians are 80% fluff and 20% dog

[thingstolovefor]

Dang it looks like the black lady is exorcizing a demon. #Love it!

[your-black-creator-deactivated2]

Fun Fact: she’s 27

[bellygangstaboo]

[likkistu-ormur-deactivated20200]

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

[sniffling]

“vines for $600″

“back at it again at ______”

“what is krispy kreme”

[kermitismyfriend]

“vines for 300”

“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”

“who is jared”

[noblegambit]

“vines for 400″

“Two bro’s are chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart because they are what?”

“what is not gay”

[konekat]

“vines for 500″

“the exclamation made upon discovering a bitch is empty”

“what is yeet”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

“vines for 100”

“you can come on out to Del Taco and get some of this”

“what is FREE SHAVOCADOO”

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

[thedoctorknits]

He stops and looks both ways?!?

[bettsplendens]

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[thetrippytrip]