captain eppi

any pronouns + all gendered language || i stole this url from a porn bot, but i'm real, i prommy || my queue is at least three months long at all times

[chirasul]

my only advice is to BE CAREFUL posting about holiday traditions around europeans. you'll post something casual like "anyone else watch the old Grinch movie every year? what a classic" and a european will appear as if summoned and say some shit like "funny how USAmericans always CONVENIENTLY forget that Not Everyone On Earth is from The USA…….. no of COURSE we dont watch 'the grunch' or whatever the fuck that is…. our tradition is to attend a community showing of Glummdorf the Racial Stereotype"

[themainspoon]

European children waiting patiently on Hatemas Eve for Racism Claus to slur down the chimney and segregate all of their presents by colour.

[karvina]

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

[freezedriedrose]

you fool. that's pinball

[bodecats]

Oh, LORE????

[boglord]

Inkky says trans rights

[thehmn]

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It was a global problem

[charlesoberonn]

Do theologians in A/B/O worlds argue about what Jesus meant when he said "I'm the Alpha and the Omega"?

[charlesoberonn]

[corporalkiheart]

in the A/B/O world do they call blood types something else or is this like. related.

[starryeyed-seer]

Me ngl

[natequarter]

nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problème

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

I love public transit

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

shout out to trans it/its users in public

[labgrownmeat]

sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

[juuni-byou]

i said bawk tuah. like if she was a chicken

[juuni-byou]

puts my elbows out like wings

[labgrownmeat]

oh yeah. that's pretty funny. sorry im just thinking about other shit

[juuni-byou]

cluck on that thangg

[escuerzoresucitado]

[vrumblr]

Just because I crave knowledge does not mean I retain it

[official-boob-posts]

you know what this means chat

[etherealspacejelly]

the quiz:

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[otiksimr]

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

[fluffytransfemkittykatwerewitch]

ohg that noodle looks very kitty shaped...

[femmehorror]

me and the sub butch I pulled by being a huge fucking nerd—they call me Senator

[femmehorror]

literal babygirl butch

[ashenmind]

piracy and theft are both awesome but they’re different girls

[ashenmind]

snd theyre kissing

[natalieironside]

The problem with bluesky is that I already didn't like twitter before all that stuff happened

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[vamptits]

normal one. next question.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

peer review