Viking Craft

Hey my name's Dan Craft and this is just a blog of me, just stuff I like and shit I've done. So welcome to the mind of a pagan engineer, 30 year old Norfolk boy.

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Today, my senior retired, and as a last treat, he surprised and treated everyone to an ice cream. Don thank you, you are a true legend and will be sorely missed here.

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And for folks who missed her last time, I’ve done a second shift run of limited edition signed Seven Devils prints! Also at the shop under Paper Goods. www.fyodorpavlov.com 🦇 . . . #witch #familiar #demon #devil #sevendevils #satan #occult #darkartists #queerartist #fyodorpavlov #watercolor #penandink #illustration #art https://www.instagram.com/p/BvW267QFSBf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=b7wy4fc6osrr

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Oh my gods, I am in love with this artwork

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Common sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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FEAR

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Nuff said.

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Come on boys slay the dragon

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PSA

If you’re a Norse pagan that sympathizes with the alt-right/neo nazi movement or is a neo nazi that uses Norse pagan symbols, please smash that unfollow button and block me.

I don’t want that filth here.

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The bearded giant always loved

His tankard full of honeyed mead

But what the bearded giant didn’t know

It was love that he did need

And though he drained his foaming mug

Each and every night

He’d fall asleep with dreams of more

Than drinking by firelight

Until he found a maiden true

Who had a tankard foaming too

Arm in arm they drank their draught

With smiling eyes they tried every stout

Until the day she drank the faster

And a ring glimmered neath the foam

The bearded giant always loved

To drink much and drink alone

Until he found his maiden’s hand

And placed a ring upon it

Now the bearded giant’s love has grown

For his tankard, his maiden, and so much more

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With the simplest of prompts, Michael has summed up a very large chunk of my world. And with his permission I now have the honor of using this poem as part of my speech at my wedding the coming weekend. Thank you again sir.

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A bagel is just a fuckable sandwich

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Some shower thoughts should just not be allowed out :P

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The Blues Brothers (1980)

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Don’t hit Nazis with your fist

HIT THEM WITH YOUR CAR

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Again, just so everyone knows where this blog stands

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I shit you not, one of my favorite scenes from the movie.

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Have a wonderful solstice everyone

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Not a bad way to spend the afternoon, gorgeous sunshine and a pint of east coast IPA

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Now this is a blast from the past, it's been over 15 years since I've played Dungeon. And for those out there who have never seen or played think of it as D&D light.

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Happy New Year, you filthy animals.

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Fargo Woods, deep in the heart of Wiltshire near the henge.

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Obligatory Holiday Selfie