[screenwriter]

me adding 8 cloves of garlic instead of the 2 required for the recipe

[fatmaninalittlesuit]

FMLS 90 - Round 4

I am starting to think about doing another round of FMLS90. This will be the 4th time I have done it, but first time since my blog was deleted. 

At a high level it is a 90 day program where you set and track your goals toward fitness, however you define it. Some of the features it includes: 

Daily Prompts 

Weekly Themes

Monthly Accountability

Optional Accountability Partners (You pick or I can help you find one.) 

This time would be all new content (the advantage of losing my old blog.) I plan on adding a few additional features as well. 

Weekly Challenges that match up to the theme. These will help you push your comfort zone and grow. 

Bonus content available only on the podcast. You don’t need to listen to the podcast to participate, but there will be a reoccurring section on it, including shout outs for people kicking butt

A prize drawing for people that complete the 90 day program. 

As I go forward with this I have two questions for you. 

1) Would you be interested in this? If you might be, please reblog this message. 

2) When should I do this? Part of me wants to get right on it, Like Oct - Dec but part of me wants to wait and catch the newbies, people that want to kick off the year right (Jan - March.) Do you have a preference? 

Thanks!

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[driflloon]

i know i’m getting old bc i feel a need to warn young girls not to do stuff

[fatmaninalittlesuit]

Calling all New Runners!!

Have you always wanted to try running? Perhaps you used to run but you have lost the habit and want to return to it? If this sounds like you and you would like to try running this summer - then this is for you!

John, aka fatmaninalittlesuit is going to be leading a 9 week session of Couch 2 5k. This program is specifically designed to help new runners get up from the couch to running a 5k. (See what they did there?) 

We are starting June 3rd and running into August (Exact dates may vary depending on how you decided to run with it and how many days / weeks you decide to repeat.) 

The program has you running 3 days a week starting with short intervals and working up to 30 min nonstop. No sessions are longer than 40 minutes including warm-up and cool down. You are encouraged, but not required to do some basic cross training as well during this time - I will through out some suggestions and welcome others to do the same. 

A few addition notes

You may want to find an app for your phone to help track intervals. I recommend the zenlabs c25k or c25k pro app because:

I used it in the past and love the interface

They have both free and paid versions

They have both Apple and Android versions

They have other 10k, ½ and full applications you can move to in the future if you find you like it

You are welcome to use any version of the program you like - there may be some minor differences but we can work with that. I also enjoy the zombies run version. 

I will post weekly workouts and tips for new runners on Monday each week. The first one will be on June 3rd.

Please follow and post using the tag c25k 2019 this will make it easy to find relevant posts.

Feel free and use the 10k or half program if you would like - just modify them as appropriate. They start off very similar to C25k in many cases. 

I plan on making post about this on my podcast as well - so please consider subscribing when it goes live shortly. 

Reblog this to help raise viability

If you are in - let me know when you reblog this post. 

GO!

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[maobeedong]

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

[sooyounglovebot-deactivated2018]

@shootingshidae

[solarwoos]

life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this

[nsfwkgirls]

omg i reblogged this yesterday and today a cute girl messaged me and i’m 💖❣💟💕🌸💓😚💕

[the-average-gatsby]

when ur writing the date on february 1st and you almost write the wrong month

[veryfunnymemes]

[srsfunny]

Punny Harry

[sharingtoast-deactivated2021011]

[eesirachs]

“I loved you, always.”

[scp-469-blog]

going to comment a little on this game: the overseeing voice talks as if it owns you, and defies your free will. if you follow its orders, you are praised, and the worldview becomes sharper and more detailed. if you don’t, you are chastised, and the world becomes more vague and difficult to navigate, but also more colourful and loud. it’s odd, and sort of eerie, but definitely interesting. take it as you will.

[scarecrows-talk-deactivated2018]

This game really unsettles me. It unsttles me that my first choice to obey, and when I played again and disobeyed, I got really emotional really fast. Failure hurt me more the more I disobeyed. It was… interesting to experience.

[some-asshole-with-a-pony-icon-d]

i’ve always said we are trained to obey more than to think.

[bobateebrek]

holy shit. i reblogged this the first time without playing. then i played in and it is terrifying. i very much like this, but it will give you intense feelings. 

[inarticulate-spaghetti]

What’s the game??

[bobateebrek]

you obey everything the game tells you too, even jumping into barbs and basically killing yourself. if you dont youre chastised and even the scolding is terrifying

[theanimatedraccoon]

So, essentially, it’s a game that illustrates what it’s like to be in an abusive parents or an abusive relationship - and how it affects you emotionally. That is horrific and ingenious - the next time someone negates the affects of emotional abuse, I’ll take them to this game and let them come to their own conclusions.

[phiasmir]

This game absolutely gets it. The most solid and reliable degradation is a gendered insult. The more you obey and co-operate, the better understanding you seem to have of your word, and things seem easier. But what really gets me is the contradiction. You are not allowed to have the correct answer. Are you a boy or a girl? The answer is no, I will give you the answer. even towards the end, your “praise” is “no, I will give you the answer. You earned this answer, but it is given to you by me.” Disobeying makes the world frightening and confusing and difficult, but beautiful in a world devoid of flavour.

[codergf]

great that it’s made by a fellow australian too

[supersquire457-deactivated20200]

Reblogging this for later.

[thestrangedaffodil]

If anyone was looking for the name it’s called Loved

[qtplatypus]

@sam-keeper this might be of interest to you.

[discoursedrome]

Ah heck I’ve been looking for this thing for ages! It was so good. Reblogging this so I don’t have to go spelunking for it ever again.

[touchyourblood]

You can find it here for anyone who wants. You also get asked certain questions, such as if you are excited or afraid to “meet” the voice. If you answer excited it says something like me too, but if you choose afraid, it will say that that makes it happy. And make certain choices, you appear to leave it while it begs you to stay and insists it loves you. It’s all very interesting.

[noobtheloser]

I couldn’t sleep so I made this. 

[romanceangel]

scream

[meraquaman-deactivated20181117]

[crash-bang-boom]

Visit Original Link

Ask and you shall receive. xx Original post here Backing track here

[amethyst-skeleton]

Reblogging again, here are the transcribed lyrics!

Chorus

Jolene (×4)

I’m begging of you please don’t take my man

Jolene (x4)

Please don’t take him just because you can

Verse One

Your beauty is beyond compare

With flaming locks of auburn hair

With ivory skin

And eyes of emerald green

For years our town’s been terrorised

By the beast who takes disguise

In the shell

That calls itself Jolene

Our sleep disturbed by quaking breath

Eyes closed against the threat of death

That lies behind

The teeth of that Jolene

The closer that you get to her

The more those edges seem to blur

To something that

Cannot be called Jolene

Chorus

Verse Two

Your teeth are sharp, your mouth agape

Your claws rend flesh, there’s no escape

From judgement of

The Eldritch One, Jolene

But I’ve seen beyond that auburn hair

My eyes have met your vacant stare

But I’ve been told

I’m hard to scare, Jolene

Chorus but it’s:

Jolene (x4)

I’m begging of you please don’t take my man

Jolene (x4)

I’ll end this story just how it began

I’ll take your teeth if you try to take my man

End.

(edited from op’s corrections)

[teachinginreallife]

When I try to get the class to focus after I distracted them in the first place

[marisatomay]

Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me

[hermionejeanblr-deactivated2022]

And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me

[actual-ironman-tonystark]

Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me

[marisatomay]

The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups a lengthy chapter

[actual-ironman-tonystark]

You’re Absolutely Right a retraction