the mystery machine

•••Most of the time I'm just thankful I haven't stabbed anyone••• 19 year old college junior

[yababay]

[drawnsnake]

I’M

[nickelodeonhistory]

a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent. 

[doubletrouble7997]

THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

[mermoose]

but I’m a vegan

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[pinkprettycure]

plankton built his computer wife so he’s also the one who programmed her personality.  plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish

[things-that-are-great]

Life hack

Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)?  Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it.  You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.  

[dareyoutoread-blog]

This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.

[consolationblog]

[twilightisgaynow]

people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled

[svrssnp]

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

[z7rkive]

HSHDJDJ

[azkabqn]

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

[november-secrets]

Why is this edited just like Unnhhh? I fucking love it!

[gradient-tool]

she tried to like MURDER ME!!!!

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

oh my god??

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

[teacupfulofstarshine]

I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP GHOST DUET

I WAS WRONG

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG IN ALL MY LIFE

[porterr-robinson]

[pansexualkiba]

the real four dnd archetypes

1) beautifully constructed, thoughtfully named, you’ve had this character for five years, and it is only now that you have a medium to express them through. twenty pages of backstory and lore, you probably lovingly crafted a costume or a token to fully bring them to life.

2) it’s you, but you’re now a warlock or a paladin or some shit.

3) Its Joke (ex. Boo Boo the Chaotic Good Barbarian, Dio Brando but as a dryad, etc.)

4) Real Ass People (ex. Hatsune Miku, Barack Obama, Hulk Hogan, etc.)

[scope-dogg]

hatsune miku real

[h0rrorgoddess-deactivated202511]

[hall--o--ween]

[intimatehoneys]

[kingrudegyalchina]

WAS I THE ONLY PERSON WAITING TO SEE HOW HE WAS GOING TO RIDE THE BACKS OF TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME ?!!

[riessene]

marvel and dc got nothing on chaotic disco bard guy

wheres his movie???

[signsoflifeonmars]

WTF IS THIS?!?!?! 

[suspiciouslyheterosexualbehavior]

its style in it’s rawest and purest form my dude

[maisonderriere]

[rubyvroom]

this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

Unfortunately