Dan :|

"No matter what you feel in your heart, if you don't convey it to the other person, it's meaningless"

[thestateonmtv]

I think we all just need to find someone who doesn’t think our nose is ugly

[wellbutrinboy]

yeah touched starved is essentially a legal way to say horny but sometimes a motherfucker just needs a hug

[custardqueen1]

Is it………illegal to say horny?

[puddleslime]

yes

[guy]

[poseidont]

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

[dizzybunnies]

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

[disregardcanon]

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

[sweet-little-nothings]

My last two brain cells

[ryanestradadotcom-deactivated20]

[theserif]

Oh hey it’s back on my dash perfect!  I was just thinking of this the other day!

[historiaantiqua]

OHOHOHO wow the Korean alphabet is awesome. The people who designed it were geniuses and were obviously incredibly schooled in the morphology and phonology of their language. HNNGGG

[ask-feather-dae]

wow

[eriwsreve-deactivated20140504]

여러분 모두 한국어 쓰세요 한국어 좋음  

[lee-go-eun]

한국어, 한글은 보면 맨날쓰는거지만 볼수록,쓸수록 예뻐요..참으로 곱구나’3’♥

[vane-bnt]

ㅇ어머 (감동

[gottacallthissomething-deactiva]

짱 이쁜 한국어 쓰세요 여러분

[henamyung]

굳

[doldoldol]

신기하게 가르치는군요 보고 신기했다 

[what-the-kenfuckey]

FUN FACT!

IT WASN’T JUST ANY OLD DUDE WHO DECIDED, “HEY I WANT TO CREATE A KOREAN ALPHABET.”

IT WAS KING SEJONG, WHO ORDERED HIS ROYAL SCHOLARS TO CREATE THIS ALPHABET SO READING AND WRITING COULD BE ACCESSIBLE TO EVERYONE, EVEN THE PEASANTS. IT WAS PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO BE EASY TO LEARN.

SO SHOUT OUT TO KING SEJONG, WHO REALIZED BEFORE MANY OTHERS THE IMPORTANCE OF UNIVERSAL LITERACY.

YOU GO KING SEJONG, FOUR FOR YOU KING SEJONG

[ayellowbirds]

Wow, I wish I’d given it a look before. Korean is actually the most sensible, reasonably constructed writing system I’ve ever seen, and I’m the kind of person who casually browses http://www.omniglot.com

[bloodclaatpussyclaat]

I'm not broke I'm pre rich

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[en-cima]

[thesixthstar]

I agree but also must add:

[missfiney]

watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic

[thatonebl0nde-deactivated202006]

Doing the titty sucking is therapeutic

[moodymoody]

couples therapy

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[256gb]

oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape

[spectralhwa]

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[itsoktobegay101-blog]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

the one true gay icon

[curseworm]

[little-kittykitty-deactivated20]

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?