help im stuck on tumblr and i cant leave

[has been here to long][a mess][she/her][21]

[emziess]

Buckley-Nash + 🙂🙂🙂

[odd-birdie]

scams... they'll kill you, scams...

[cyborgpsychic]

I love that people brought the Walter cup out with fucking white gloves on, and they announced how it's pure silver whatever, and then these dirtbag jocks immediately filled the thing with beer and did lesbian communion with it

[nest-of-shiny-things]

every day people are out here weaving elaborate fictional narratives for nhl players meanwhile pwhl players will just straight up say shit like “we were skinny dipping with team canada while training for the olympics and a shooting star passed overhead and no one else saw it but us and we locked eyes and thus began a secret teammate romance that almost fell apart after we lost the gold medal but the next time our teams played against each other she chased down my team bus after the game to win me back and seven years later we were married and I said in my wedding vows that she was the wish I had always dreamed of and I didn’t realize it until now.” anyway true story and it happened to my girl laura stacey.

[newyorksirens]

seeing 1500 comments on the insta post announcing Britta Curl to Detroit and it's so much "oh I guess I won't be going to games" "oh I guess I'm cancelling my season ticket deposit" oh okay and then donating that money to a nonprofit/mutual aid fund that supports trans people, right? and advocating for the league to create a gender inclusion policy, right?

the way pwhl fans have made Britta Curl the scapegoat for the league will never not piss me off, not because I agree with her beliefs, but because by scapegoating one player and directing all your attention to loudly hating her you don't actually do anything real.

Also, aside from the fact that Britta Curl is not the only player with her beliefs in the league, I actually don't think yelling at the league to fire her is productive! I actually don't think a business should be allowed to discriminate against employees based on their political beliefs! I think that's a dangerous precedent to set, personally!

Like you don't have to spend your money in support of a franchise with players who are loud about politics you don't agree with. But saying they don't deserve to pay their bills and feed themselves is not exactly the most progressive take either.

I am once again coming #onhere to remind people that if you don't love trans people more than you hate transphobes your outrage is performative at best and I'm tired of seeing it constantly in pwhl fan spaces

[s4buck]

thought about kissing you underneath kitchen lights

[perverted-asexual]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[scientistservant]

[pro-prin-prinny]

AO3 authors in the lab creating ships purely for research purposes:

[sarapsys]

Creating ships for the tax write-off

[goodfish-bowl]

Creating ships to get that fucking whale.

[preludeinz]

creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping

[kaafii]

Allie Hayes in Off Campus (2026)

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[finnglas]

It was always a thermometer, not a thermostat, and I’m begging people to understand that.

[rainofaugustsith]

A lot of us are old enough to remember when a company risked mass boycotts and organized campaigns for daring to sponsor a Pride or LGBT+ event. A lot of us are old enough to remember when you could not find Pride flags or other rainbow items for sale in mainstream stores anywhere. What changed was that companies felt the LGBT+ community was worth selling to, worth publicly standing behind and worth acknowledging. And now that's changed again for many companies, which is a canary in the coal mine that should concern all of us.

[shihoerusu]

“I hear hell is particularly nice this time of the year”

[animentality]

[ekelgott]

This is literally just warhammer.

[truetgirl]

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[jakeyp]

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE REUNION WEEK ↳ day: favorite character arc

It’s funny. On my first day here, I asked Jeffords to tell me about everyone. He told me you were a great detective, but the one thing you couldn’t figure out, was how to grow up. Well, I think you finally figured it out. 

[dogweapon]

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

[lunaxio]

the author's barely disguised hatred for capitalism

[grissomesque]

[gaylizardpersonn]

9-1-1 writing staff: okay so we’ve got all of the plots for all of the characters for the finale done! We’ve just got Eddie left!

Tim Minear: ughhhh okayyy um… just rip off his shirt and cover his tits in blood

9-1-1 writing staff: ummm are you sure we shouldn’t write something more substantial for him?

Tim Minear: Cover. Those. Tiddies. In. Blood.

[gaylizardpersonn]

Oh my god

[perlaret]

remember when eddie literally asked buck why he was skulking around his back door

[frightfullytreeish]

there should be an episode where they're called to a porn set and the actors who need rescuing are uncannily similiar to buck and eddie and the set strangely like eddie's house, and chim picks up a page of the script and reads out loud 'teddy (seductively): why are you skulking around my back door'

[perlaret]

he continues reading and the next stage direction has ‘chuck’ leaning flirtatiously against the doorframe and checking whether he’s alone (suggestive). the brownies he brought absolutely do have something in them.

buck and eddie are suddenly and aggressively avoiding eye contact