funky little space devil

Dandy | 30 | goth kid // i do law things // also spaceclefairy and itsthejuggernautbitch

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[delavegaaaaa]

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

[byjove]

straight dudes get so upset when it is not a phase and the hot goth girl they started dating is still a hot goth girl at 40

[byjove]

“everyone is staring at us when we go out in public 🤢” AND? YOU SENSITIVE BITCH? YOU GO HOME WITH A HOT GOTH WOMAN OVER 35 AND THEY DO NOT!

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

I think sometimes a woman wants to fantasize about a big strong man who will protect her and sometimes she wants a sad, scared wet puppy of a man that she can protect and sometimes both of these men are the same person

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

[whereareyourightnow]

FALLOUT - The Wrangler

[writebythecside]

Now That's What I Call Fallout Textposts: Ghoulcy Edition 5

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[milfsisyphus]

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

[romcommunist]

i hate a recipe for a dish with "marry me" in the name. fuck off. gives tradwife energy i will not elaborate

[iamnotlanuk]

making a recipe called "divorce me no prenup" the way you're gonna want at least half

[dogpuppy]

[pnglove]

[kosmogrl]

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

[kosmogrl]

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

[halfhopelesslife]

i want to have sex on halloween too this isnt fair

fuck you and your fuckass halloween sex donnie darko

[clairjohnson]

A devastating blow.

[sioltach]

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

[wizardshark]

This isn't even a shit post that actually happened

[asphyxiated-lungs]

hey, can i get a hit of that? (crisp autumn breeze)