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staff: this update is gonna make tumblr so much better!
me: why the fuck you lyin? why you always lyin? mmmmmmmmm oh my god stop fuckin lyin!!!!
reblog this n tag it w how tall u r im curious
me when I drink
Before I die, want to hire some people to come to my funeral dressed in suits and sunglasses and do some like bizarre salute when they leave so people think I lived like a cool second life.
Things to say during sex:
DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT?
TRAINING MODE ACTIVATED!
THRUST!
THRUST!
PARRY!
THRUST!
THRUST!
PARRY!
CHALLENGER WINS!
“I get easily bored of my personality. …Like, I already got bored of my personality who gets easily bored.”
life is hard when you like fictional characters more than real people
Tumblring Down. Goodbye Tumblr, and Good Riddance
This will be the last entry into my Tumblr blog (which I very rarely use if at all) and will be leaving it up for the course of the weekend before I delete my Tumblr account for good. Why you may ask? Well look around. Browse some of the blogs and they are many, and you will be assaulted with some of the most ridiculous, inane, and disappointing things written by human, or non-human beings as they identify to. Yes, here on Tumblr people are seriously offended when you say “That’s cool man.” because you’ve labeled them as male and not a ‘genderfluid otherkin fairyshloof horseromantic’. The worst part about it?
They’re serious.
An example. I attended a convention in which waiting for a panel I came across a group sitting in the hall. They sportedTumblr buttons/logos also dressing in a bizarre mish-mash of layered clothing and scarves. One girl was dressed in…clothes made of cardboard. I thought she was cosplaying as something and inquired as to why she was wearing recycled paper pulp. “Because I identify as a calzone and that’s what we calzones come in.” A few of her friends nodded and chimed in on how cardboard helps insulate her the same as a pizza box does. I was being funny when I asked why she didn’t dress in tinfoil because that’s what Roma Pizza and other restaurants serve their calzones in. She was being serious when she started crying…real tears…and screaming that I was ‘triggering her lifestyle fears and started tearing off her cardboard clothes in a fit of hysteria.
Her friends tried to calm her down while calling me a monster, disgusting cis scum, because of my brutal assault on her identity. But who was the real monster here? The random guy who asked a question and triggered her? Or her parents who let this charade of insanity continue, or her friends who were feeding her mini pepperoni slices trying to get her to calm down and not strip naked? You don’t let a mentally unstable person go to a convention and you don’t let them online to write a blog about how it’s a natural thing. The world is a dangerous and serious place. We have people being beheaded, genocide in the middle east, racial riots, people being shot in the streets. But the most important thing for the ‘Social Justice Warriors’ to blog about is getting their thousand followers to attack a company who only has boxes for Male and Female marked on their application.
What they identify as is so serious to them that they cannot hold employment. If a co-worker catches them on a bad day and says “Hello” instead of a series of barks and growls because that individual identifies as a non-binary werebear that day, all hell breaks loose. Be glad you’re in America because other countries are likely to incarcerate or even drag you out into the street and shoot you. Please don’t get me wrong, I don’t have anything against intellectually challenged individuals with mental hurdles. I even create custom figures and donate the proceeds to the Special Olympics. But the Tumblr userbase is full of these people who could normally function as a contributing member of society. They just choose not to.
Once my mind finished reeling from the Tumblr Identities, then came the ‘Triggering’. These people scream and rave about posts/articles that contain events that trigger post-traumatic-stress episodes. They attack people who don’t create a list at the beginning of their posts that warn of potential triggers that could upset them. Does the Wall Street Journal warn you about the rape story they print, where a man pins a woman down in a dark alley and forces himself on her, breathing heavily into her ear with a knife held against her throat? Oh, I’m sorry, did that Trigger you? Was I supposed to add [Triggers: Rape] at the beginning of this post? I’m sorry but the real world doesn’t do that. News shows don’t list triggers at the beginning of their program. Time Magazine doesn’t have a page of triggers for their articles. And when you’re in a conversation face to face with a living, breathing human being they’re not going to say “Oh this conversation will have the triggers of spiders, assault, blood, and giraffes. Do you want to keep listening?”
But let’s not forget that Tumblr is the preferred platform for Feminists, a group of such misguided women that if they had their way would become Hitler clones and reproduce the very genocidal acts that he was known for against the male populace. These feminists post about how they use their jobs as weapons against men, denying male applicants in the HR department or punishing young male children in their kindergarten class because they’ll eventually grow up to be men and rape someday. Tumblr help strengthen their beliefs with the thousands of like-minded followers reblogging Angry Annie’s post about how she shaved ‘cis scum’ into the back of a male client’s head and was unjustly fired from her job at Great Clips because of it. Tumblr doesn’t delete her hateful posts instead they promote them causing feminists to rally together and share tips on how to further damage the male population.
Feminists will post a picture of a soldier storming the beach at Normandy while his comrades around him are being blown to pieces by landmines titling it ‘Bravery’. Then they’ll post a picture of a woman freebleeding in front of a young boy, giving him the finger titling it ‘True Bravery’. Yes, there are people like this out there in the world and they infest Tumblr. They feel protected and entitled in their beliefs. They’ll never know what it’s like to be captured in battle to become a POW, forced to orally pleasure the enemy’s entire platoon while a gun is pointed to their head. They’ll never know how it feels to be rounded up in death camps and experimented on, impregnated and forced to give birth for a Nazi scientist. Why? Because male soldiers died to give them freedom from that fate long ago. Yet these feminists despise them and cry out Patriarchy and Privilege every chance they get.
Everything I’ve written about I’ve read from someone’s blog on Tumblr. The hate, the bile, the idiocy, the identifying with Italian baked foods, the Social Justice Warriors who make it unbearable for others because they were triggered. That’s why I’m deleting this account and removing myself from the Tumblr userbase. It’s events like Dashcon, people like Zoe Quinn, and groups like the Feminist Majority Foundation that have driven me from it.
The Tumblr populace needs a wakeup call in a bad, bad way. They need to have their protective shell torn open and brutally exposed to the real world like an open sore. Unless that happens the Tumblr mentality will continue to influence and degrade the minds of people around the world with talk of identities and triggering being the most important things to them. It’s sad, it’s disgraceful to our nation, and I can no longer be a part of it.
yall we gotta make this the new down with cis
is there a limit to how many comments will show on the posts now? cos the comment chain seems to go straight down from the original posts instead of kind of to the side not to mention each individual comment takes up way more space than they used to. are we gonna end up with posts with a billion comment we have to scroll past..
lets find out. Everyone comment on this
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I’m watching chopped
poopey butt clan
it was really hot and humid today but i feel like everyone complained about it more than was really warranted
let me know when there is an unironic “spread this like wildfire” comment
i’m in class rn and this update is fucking ugh
WHEN WILL THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH FIND ME
lmaooooooo this update is awful
Luckily they didn’t update it for me yet. Let’s see how long they take.
K I L L M E
Memes But With Puppies
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this update is the visual version of the word “yikes”
save the bees
i’m tired
why me
anyone know a good graphics maker i need a signature for my posts
motherfucking jesse eisenburg jesus christ fuck dude
welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!
wolf children is about a lady having a relationship with a furry
In Octodad, how did the lady have kids with an octopus? And how are the kids 100% human? These questions need to be answered.
Considering the trend of bestiality romance novels going on neither of these things surprises me
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood??
tumblr is a 100% funcational website
Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man Motherfucking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg No man i’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spiderman crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG
What if your legs didn’t know they were legs
I can’t leave this site for a few days without some new update happening can I?
Marlon Brando was bisexual. Bupita happened. I have a cat named after River Phoenix. Johnlock is canon. I’m a lesbian. Mexican food is the best.
Johnlock is canon. Tumblr hates all of us. It’s pumpkin spice everything season.
johnlock
I hate everything about this blue hellsite
DLC culture is stupid. Why are you selling me an incomplete broken game and then expecting me to buy the rest of the game months down the line. And the DLC are just as fucking broken (COUGH AWAKENING COUGH) Fuck DLCs JUST FINISH THE GAME AND PUT THEM IN THE GAME.
hear it hurgling
AND STEVEN!
i want to die
I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.
hey is there a chatzy for clopping
im so lonely
the discourse
donkey
KKKKKKK
I gained 1001 followers after I reblogged this the last time no joke
I mean, I’m calling bullshit but it’s worth a go
there’s no bullshit here, i for one got a couple new followers just this week
HOW THE FLYING FUCKNUGGET
SUUUUURE you have 69,420 followers. SUUUUUUUUUUUUURE
*breaks down a wall* I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR FOLLOWERS
The best ever cereals.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.
He’s never gonna give you Up.
Get out.
there are only a few things that i reblog always
ch1akl-nanami I bet you would make this joke.
komaeda on a date: so do you have a talent
them: not really but-
komaeda, shoving breadsticks into his hair: sorry i gotta leave right now immediately
BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR.
A - If I'm in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many piercings I have.
F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - Are you insecure. What about?
K - What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - Favourite animal?
O - Where would I like to travel
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - Favourite flower?
R - Is cheating ever okay?
S - 2 habits.
T - 3 things I love unconditionally.
U - Favourite time of year, and why
V - Big dreams?
W - If I've done something I regret very much.
X - 3 turn ons
Y - 3 turns offs
Z - Ask any question you want.
when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything
gasai yuno & pink pastels.
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