Dangerous Toys

My name is Brian Danger. I am an artist who works in an amazing independent toy store. I work with action figures, comics, and high end collectibles. This blog is meant for my toy adventures, discoveries, and thoughts. Please feel free to ask me any questions! My Ask Box is open! *Some Toys may not actually be dangerous. Please review instructions and official warnings before attempting to eat or stab yourself with toy.

[ornerycrab]

Go Mewtwo! Psychic Womb Attack Now!

[goobersplat]

1981 Enesco Garfield “Compute This Sucker” Figurine

[a-large-pillar-of-salt]

one two three of me

[a-large-pillar-of-salt]

many of me...

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[theyshapedlikefriends]

[pilesofpokes]

got to see the cherry blossoms in peak bloom with sylvie yesterday from soraranyan on Reddit

[thylacines-toybox]

Orion is clearly NOT gaming OR seeing in 3D!!

He does have his own character on ACNH though.

[pilesofpokes]

The perfect purse pal from pyunidae on Reddit

[webhoards]

[catilinas]

showing my onion the roman baths

[ripempezardexerox]

[pikanepgamer]

Pixelchu has arrived and made friends with Mimikyu! 💕 🥰

[boogiepopmeup]

Oh, it’s Rathian-chan!

Let’s dress her up!

….

AHHHHHH!!!!

[cyberpsychostims]

gengaren

Mutual aid request for Mickie

[onlinemgc]

[galpalshale]

Ditto :)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what is happening. is it because the fish is naked