aroace he/him intp

jewish Israeli. 42 is the answer to life

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[tagfer]

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

[heronbrew]

Hey op google what LCD stands for

[tagfer]

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

[pukicho]

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

[moonlitmasque]

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

[pukicho]

Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.

[pukicho]

Hoping to find special candy soon

[sonechka-in-limbo]

I hope you find it and i hope it gives you cavities

[jfksonlyhusband]

All I see you do is hate on this poor creature.

[pukicho]

yeah, leave him alone

[thrashbeatles]

i drew this at synagogue

[neurodivergent-loverboy]

[Image description: a drawing of Rocky and Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary. Rocky is wearing a black kippah with a Star of David design. He says, "Grace. Rocky Jewish, statement." Grace answers with a smile, "Oh, okay. That's awesome, Rocky." End ID.]

[leonordchoem]

im singehandedly repairing jewish-goyische relations through my outreach with my facebook friends

[aerialsquid]

I briefly forgot there were normal humans named Elijah and wondered why this person thought they were getting messages from Actual Prophet and Messiah-Herald Elijah the Tishbite.

[findingfeather]

….yeah me too.

[lireavue]

Me three.

[star-anise]

Imagine getting visions of someone else’s holy prophet and having to text your friends like “….what am I supposed to do with that?”

[library-graffiti]

I have not laughed that hard in so long I literally cannot remember when.

[eliyahu613]

i too sometimes forget there are normal humans called eliyahu

[what-even-is-thiss]

Spain first goal 105 minutes in

[what-even-is-thiss]

I don’t care who wins in Spain vs Argentina. I’ve just turned on the tv to witness.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I do find it very funny that they periodically show up close slow motion video of fans in the stands on either side looking increasingly frustrated

[what-even-is-thiss]

Argentina is down a bunch of players and the announcers keep wondering if Messi is gonna save them with the same tone I’d imagine that you’d wonder if the reinforcements are coming before morning on the battlefield

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s like five minutes left in the game. I think if Spain wins I’m gonna make the flag in Minecraft just because

[what-even-is-thiss]

Well I’m off to collect some red and yellow wool

[what-even-is-thiss]

Pain or something idk I don’t play soccer

[hotvampireadjacent]

Taylor Swift fans pay $32 for garbage from outside wedding

The garbage was from outside the barriers that surrounded Madison Square Garden for Swift’s wedding. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read mor

[duncebento]

they probably pay $32 for garbage from taylor swift every year-- each time she releases an album!

[moonlightredfern]

Love this ad. Sponsored by the concept of garlic. And you know? Top tier product. I do enjoy garlic.

[dangerouslydustycowboy]

S tier product

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[dangerouslydustycowboy]

Me ragebaiting my friend

[justsomepetermemes]

[dangerouslydustycowboy]

I need this movie to be such a failure that Disney never does live action remakes again

[daloy-politsey-deactivated20171]

Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

[thelordfool]

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

[swanboulet]

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

[iwonthepageant]

[writing-prompt-s]

"my lord with all your heirs are you not worried of a succession crisis." Said the advisor "trust I have asked them many times and all but two deny the throne." Said the king "my oldest thinks it's his obligation to take it and my youngest thinks it allows her to eat ice cream for dinner."

[dangerouslydustycowboy]

They are both correct

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have to butt mog some zoomers

[cheaphalloweencostume]

lo and the spirit compelled me to suffer the zoomers with mine own splendid ass, and to mog the children of men, that they might know the greatness of my hinderparts and thus may know fear🙏🏻

[dangerouslydustycowboy]

The odyssey by Christopher Noland is an amazing movie and a terrible adaptation of the odyssey and that problem would be fixed if the movie was named any other name then odyssey because that implies that's an adaptation of the book and not Noland's take on it epic the musical is not meant to by an adaptation of the odyssey it's meant to be a musical based on it and it has multiple things that are not accurate and that's fine because that was from the start that's why it's not called odyssey the musical and yet it's still somehow more accurate than the movie

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[dangerouslydustycowboy]

It's not getting any better