Perverts-Cookbook

Dan, 25, he/him. Pan. 18+ ONLY PLEASE! This is my blog for all things that interest me there will occasionally be NSFW posts. Switch, irepperable whore, casual cunt and secret hopeless romantic.

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[palmer]

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

[ankle-beez]

Welcome to the United States of America where if you want to be safe from guns you die if you want to get a safe abortion you die if you're gay you die if you're black you die if you're a woman you die if you're disabled you die if you're a kid you die if you're a POC you die if you're trans you die and no one will do anything about it because some stupid cuntrags that are two steps away from tripping on a staircase and dying cling to some dipshit beliefs from over 6 decades ago and decide to make it everyone's problem

[patronums-deactivated20231125]

I see you unfollowing. Good. Don’t fucking stop. This blog is pro choice, pro gay, pro black, pro trans, pro sex work, pro go fuck yourself

[skyinide]

[afronerdism]

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

[thepioden]

[welcometothetightrope-deactivat]

it's likelier than you think

[cockroachgirl1997]

[catasters]

[unclefather]

Fucked up guy

[sixthrock]

please plug him back in

[homunculus-argument]

a child with an undiagnosed mental illness: I think I need help. I struggle with things nobody else seems to be struggling with.

a parent who never got diagnosed for the exact same mental illness: Oh sweetie. EVERYONE struggles with that :)

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

[were-ralph]

[bonersniper]

CUNT force trauma

[shyolet]

Oh to be a 100+ year old piece of machinery being lovingly restored by an expert craftsman to be made as good as new…..

[shyolet]

someone do this to me

[misplaced-syllables-deactivated]

if u call me baby in that soft voice i’ll do whatever u want me to do

[kobikiyama]

Maruv

[needlekind]

WE WENT BOWLING AFTER DINNER FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND THERE WERE LIKE FORTY FURRIES THERE DOING, LIKE, SOMETHING OR ANOTHER I DON’T EVEN KNOW BUT THEY WERE BOWLING IN THEIR FURSUITS AND DOING VERY WELL ACTUALLY?????

[needlekind]

they did a big group shot and invited me over to take pictures because i had taken selfies with a ton of them and then fuckin jess told them it was my birthday and they inviTED ME INTO THE GROUP SHOT AND LONG STORY SHORT HERE’S A PICTURE OF ME, PRINCESS OF THE FURRIES

[needlekind]

so after posting this i found out that this is a thing that occurs monthly at this particular bowling alley because since this post BLEW RIGHT THE HELL UP and a few people found me and invited me to come back sometime?!?! this month’s furbowl (those are things, they’re called furbowls) happened to be last saturday and i was working a 12-hour closing shift that day but i showed up at the end of the night while they were already in the middle of the big group shot outside and they were about to disperse but i sprinted over asking them to hold still for just another second so i could get a picture and one of them screamed “YOU CAME BACK!!!!!!!” and, long story short, my reign continues supreme

(one of them owned that school bus; it had duct tape over the letters so it could be the “cool bus” and they called it the “waggin’ wagon”)

[gamma-the-penguin-deactivated20]

This story keeps getting better and better

[we-used-to-dream]

So many alarms and sticky notes

Adhd is knowing that your brain may take notes on an Etch A Sketch, or carve them stone, without your knowing. 

[so-over-ableism]

auditory processing issues are like yes i can hear everything in this room no i didn’t hear what you said yes i will finish your sentence when you restart and no i will not know the answer to your question after all of this

[bluebandana]

i love canceling plans. dear maria count me out

[genderrolesreversed]