Holy shit. I'm a bush in a tree.

My name is Kodee. I am 22 years old. I love games, anime, music, writing, and art. Someday I'll become a Psychologist! Personality type: INFP Zodiac: Gemini (Pollux/Castor) itsnotnude-itslewd.tumblr.com is the other half of getting to know me...

[fromanotherroom]

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Mr. Brightside playing from another room The Killers

[natkatlat]

Outside of a school dance waiting for your mom to pick you up after your girlfriend broke up with you in the early 2000s

[girlpanties]

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

[girlpanties]

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

[claycoloredmotherlessness-deact]

This hurt my feelings

[angrydykesaysthings]

Well damn okay

[huskyvagina-deactivated20210528]

[wifiwife]

Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it, and of not being able to stare into his own eyes.

Only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. And the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. He had to bend over, stoop down, to commit the ignominy of beholding himself.

The inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.

— Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (1982)

[spector]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

How to Stop Being a People Pleaser

1. Recognize that you have choices. Usually people-pleasers feel as if they don’t have a choice, and they have to say yes when someone asks for their help. But you DO have a choice – and it’s Ok to say no.

2. Decide on your priorities. If you already have commitments or you have set priorities then it’s easy to say no as you’ve a genuine “excuse”. Do what matters most to you, and please remember - it’s your life!

3. Stall for time – don’t give an answer right away. Say you need a bit of time before you make up your mind. That allows you time and space to think about the consequences. For other things will likely suffer if you take on far too much.

4. Don’t be afraid to add conditions to your yeses. For example, say that you’ll only say yes if someone else says yes as well – or only take on a new task for a set period of time.

5. Are you being manipulated? There are plenty who will use you to ensure their plans succeed, so watch out for those compliments and empty flattery.

6. Be firm when you say no. The first time you say no it feels uncomfortable and hard. But once you’ve done that a few times it starts to feel much easier. Also, if you sound confident then others take you seriously.

7. Don’t defend you decision. You have a right to say no – and to NOT defend yourself. It’s your life after all - you don’t have to explain “why” … or come up with excuses … or be pushed and pressurised. And don’t apologise to others - saying no is not a crime!

[memeppoi]

joptr06: “https://t.co/KaAOpRBlgm”

[imizus]

THIS KILL ME

[omigawdmatt]

“Ok” lmaooo

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

i hate airpods dude id rather be broke than have two lil tiny things to keep track of. “oh there’s like a carrier” muh muh muh like i’ll remember the carrier when im barreling out of my door with the bus coming in 2 minutes. an airpod falls out and falls into a storm drain. i fling my head around to watch it fall and the other one flies out into the street and my bus crushes it. i scream in agony and run up to it and the bus just barrels straight over me bc bus drivers in chicago have 3 kill allowances a year

[wlwtxt-deactivated20230807]

the only comments on this post that matter

[cornerstorebitch]

[nevver]

[carnival-phantasm]

[dorvayn]

Elder scrolls isn’t even a game series it’s just a dad collector

[dorvayn]

List of tes dads:

-Erandur

-Lucien Lachance

-Sotha Sil

-Tullius

-Jarl Balgruuf

-Vanus Galerion

-Janus Hassildor

-Nazir

-Eno Hlaalu

-Modryn Oreyn

[thebanneredmareinn]

-Savos Aren

-Tolfdir

-Jauffre (maybe a granddad but still)

-Delvin Mallory

[super-lovely-collection]

Another round of scans - this time of Ishizu Ishtar from the Yugioh Duel Art Book! So beautiful and I love how her ears are drawn! 

*scanned by me - please do not repost*

[thexfiles]

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝

[artemispickle]

Other Things To Do To A Drunken Sailor

Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie

Add his boss as a friend on Facebook

Eat the last of his Nutella

Text his ex with a “U up?” message

Tell the IRS he owes back taxes

Log in to gmail and change his password

[voidbat]

every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song. i sang each one of them. :D my mom’s addition was always “hit him in the face with a vick’s inhaler”

[brighteyedjill]

I don’t know why this is so funny, but it is. Sing it. Go on. I’ll wait. 

[rainbowbarnacle]

EAR-LAY IN THA MOOORNIN’!

[curioscurio]

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

[curioscurio]

he needs a paint job 

[curioscurio]

im physically nauseous 

[gaylunchbox-moved]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[glittery-dinosaur-deactivated20]

What does this even mean

[discordsparkle]

It means you McPress McF to McPay McRespects

[reallydumbdannyphantomaus]

danny phantom au where ghosts dont exist

[reallydumbdannyphantomaus]

It Wasn’t A Competition But You Won Anyway

[brittanyleanne32194]

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.