[follow-championsofmyheart]

I think my favourite part of the Thor trilogy is how at the end of dark world we saw this

And we all just went “OH SHIT!!! LOKI’S KING!!! EVERYONE’S FUCKED!!!” But then Ragnarok rolled around and it turns out all he does is

Watch plays of himself and

Build big statues like hot damn the avengers really wasted a whole movie tryna stop this bitch when they could have just written him a play and built him a statue and he would’ve been satisfied

[breathinginthecoke]

He also built rails on the bridge so people would stop falling off of it.

All the man wants is some entertainment and basic safety.

[antique-scarecrow]

he financed the arts and public infrastructure

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

[suertepls]

How much for this stick I can shake at God?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

10 bucks

[modernsuperhero]

can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

15% discount for 3 or more

[honey-pot-hobbies]

How bout this book? I think it’s look cool with a cosplay I’m planning

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

[muse-meter]

How much is the doll?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

[chameleonwho-deactivated2020031]

How about this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

[the-pan-writer]

Why is there a guinea pig in your shop?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

excuse me Ramsey is our best employee

[revolutionarykoolaid]

Today in ridiculously ignored Trump news!

[whatbigotspost]

Since tumblr hates date tagging…just confirming this is news as of 3/26/19 (aka today as I type this.)

What a GD monster.

[thepugman360]

[skykangaroo]

me as a detective

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pulchrabelle]

Someone finally recognized him

[7nessasaryevils]

[linda-belcher]

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

[hxasinthus]

i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred

[girff]

[shydogblue]

source?

[wizardhecker]

This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania isn’t even a real place??

[mellebellemethod]

It happens this year folks…

[gattomeows]

[cyberscully]

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dogsdoingpplthings]

hello carol this is jill from life alert i need u 2 stay where u r help will arrive soon

[studyblr]

you can do this. stop sabotaging yourself and your dreams. there will be risks, there will be stress, but go on and actually pursue what you want to do. you will not regret having tried, all things considered. self-doubt can destroy so much of your life. don’t let it, please. 

[robertdowneyjjr]

rocket, walking up to the guy with the biggest gun: you. i respect you. i’m sticking with you.

[archiemcphee]

Here’s further awesome proof that cosplay is for everyone! Brazilian cosplayer Solange, aka Tia sol (“Aunty Sun”) has won the heart of the internet with her wonderfully accurate homemade costumes and convention appearances around her home city of Manaus, Brazil.

“A friend said that I wouldn’t have the guts,” Solange told BuzzFeed News. “I chose a character and had the costume made without saying another word.”

“I don’t miss a single event in my city. I’d really like to visit other ones, but have you seen the price of the fares?”

“I never thought that I would be well received among the young people, I’ve made a lot of friends during all of this.” Cosplay conventions have become a sort of a haven for Solange: “I can launch myself into the world of make-believe, where anything goes.” Her next event is coming up in December. “I’m finishing up the painting on my new cosplay, Granny Juju from Jorel’s Brother.”

Follow Tia Sol on Facebook to keep up with her latest cosplay creations.

[via Bored Panda]

[ck-blogs-stuff]

Incredible!

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

We need more old women characters in media

[lasattrilogysw]

Cosplay is for everyone🎵

[approximately-63-crying-cats]

THAT MURIEL ONE MY FCKGNG HEART

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

[tracer-isms]

I haven’t seen anyone talking about the Social Media feed in Spider-Man PS4 so I’m going to post some highlights

It’s like Tumblr and Twitter had a baby and it was bought by Insomniac

[this-blog-blocks-lackadaisy-fans]

How could you forget the one true king?

[coolishcorvidcryptid]

[coolishcorvidcryptid]

This is the best one

[ourmissallison]

#Jammies4Jameson

[faroresson]

They… They did the slap roof of car meme…

[kitchensinkchronicles]

these are the most accurate social media posts i’ve ever seen