oh shit

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[queersona]

ooooojhhh i hate how Europeans think they're not just as racist as USAmericans, they have such a holier-than-thou attitude about it all. As if they don't have such harsh views about the Romani people. Or just as racist views against immigration as the US. Or a staunch hatred against Muslims. Or even a weird hatred against white Mediterraneans who are just a liiitttle tanner than an someone in Norway or some shit

[gutsssee]

just as many descendants of fuckin colonizers across the pond

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[gutsssee]

ummmmmmmmmm

i posted these earlier but deleted and fixed them

😛

the executioners uniform is copied exactly from th manga btw it is really unnecessarily cunty i’m gonna be real. hip slits and exposed shoulder pauldrons like who is this supposed to be serving. yeah the pope but did he ask for this pattern specifically or is this the secret zeppeli ancient technique: slut uniform or something. tbh catholics do have that shit on tho. ok. i’ve reconciled it

[victini6969]

~ SBR Headcannons ~

(post sbr modern AU)

I just thought I'd do these because in ever fic I start or post and just in my head these are so canon to me. Some are pretty widely believed and some I just somehow thought of and can't not see as completely in character. It's not particularly modern AU, most are just in general.

🔹JOHNNY

- not completely quadriplegic as in the modern era a think even in a shitty hospital he would keep very mind sensation waist down

- not able to walk but after meeting gyro he would learn to walk using crutches after years of help from Dr. Zeppeli

- preppy af but secretly enjoys alt subcultures that his dad would disapprove of

- loves cute things but after everything that happened to his childhood mouse Danny he's never owned a pet and never asked for one

- keeps a journal/diary and is a suprisingly talented artist

- terrified of the water and swimming in general. Also never learnt to swim as a rich kid in the middle of Kentucky.

- grew up in a strictly religious household and hated religion until he later started to accept Christianity again in his adult years

- Asperger's autism. Speaking from experience.

- sort of guy to be fine with social situations and acts very friendly but talks shit behind everybody's backs

- amazing gamer

- gets incredibly clingy and attached easily to people and objects but doesn't show it until something might threaten separation

- incredibly fragile masculinity

🔹 GYRO

- owns many more stuffed animals back home

- incredibly smart and johnny learns more lore about him even after years of knowing eachother

- curly hair 🤤

- gains muscle so easily and it makes Johnny incredibly jealous since Gyro barely works out and Johnny was an athlete

- enjoys watching drag race with johnny (tequila joseph is their favourite queen)

- Italian orthodox Christian in an orthodox/catholic family though not strictly as his father is a man of science at heart

- soundcloud rapper

- sort of guy to donate to charity

- has really terrible slapstick humour from basically only associating with his younger siblings throughout his childhood

- LOUD when comfortable

- never had a proper girlfriend as very girl he was interested in was usually a patient who'd be released after she got better, and never called him back.

- kind of blissfully naiive when trusting of somebody, and becomes incredibly protective when he finds somebody he knows accepts him

🔹 DIEGO

- Johnny's cousin somehow idk how but they have to be related one way or another

- has insomnia

- was roommates with johnny for a while but was eventually kicked out after stealing and breaking a coffee machine

- tries incredibly hard to stay healthy and fit (no smoking, no drinking recreationally other than occasions, and definitely no drugs)

- 5'3 (160cm). Four apples tall.

- absolutely mama's boy forever. Bought her a grave after marrying his ex-wife.

- very clearly autistic. Bullied for it.

- dinosaur hyperfixation (his favourite is the Utahraptor)

- Atheist...or more he believes he is God.

- curly hair ugh I love curly hair I'm so jealous if you are reading this and have curls you are blessed

- talks to Silver Bullet

- actually really loves the admiration he gets from his fans and reads his fan letters when he's feeling down

- isn't good at using technology

- bisexual tendencies (well they all are a bit but I think johnny, gyro and hot pants prefer girls whereas Diego is completely 50/50) (Johnny's exception is Gyro and Gyro's exception is Johnny)

- finds comfort in quiet and underestimation, maybe just sitting together talking

- puts on a posh accent but whenever he's upset he reverts back to a cockney lilt

🔹HOT PANTS

- has intense OCD compulsions, always checking her surroundings

- devoutly catholic

- multilingual (gyro is too. They probably both know english, italian, spanish, german and french though gyro may know multiple italian dialects since his family originates in southern italy.)

- very good at maths and probably plays piano very well

- had shorter darker hair as a kid, she's always been very androgynous

- participates in mario kart pizza nights with gyro, johnny and diego (when he's invited) and wins often

- wears a rosary under her binder and finds solice in the feeling of it against her skin

- has incredible survival skills and probably went to lots of youth camps (can sew, cook, hunt and make shelter)

- introverted but doesn't get shy easily

- real name is Hazel. And yes I've considered it canon ever since I read Heat Death Harmony. REAL DINOPANTS TRUTHERS KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

🔹LUCY

- Johnny's her big brother and H.P is her big sister (at heart)

- suprisingly best music taste out of the whole gang

- wants to do law when she grows up

- favourite animals are rabbits

- H.P puts her nun skills to use and raises her to be able to take care of herself and defend herself

- Steven is her adoptive father

- filed a lawsuit against valentine and won

- begins learning horseriding herself (I mean she's really good at it considering how many times she's canonically on horseback with no prior experience)

- beautiful handwriting

- H.P brings her to sunday school

- she would find brainrot really stupid which disappoints gyro a lot

- loves old disney movies

[heychikinan]

Giddy up! ⭐🐎

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[reactionimagesdaily]

[febreezylalala]

girly teen girl au

[ozempicofficial]

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[capitainesunny]

Oh I need to geek a bit about sbr. Bc as a past horse girl, I can't tell you how much I love Araki's way of portraying horses, horse riding and riders.

First, the fact that horses do play a non-negligeable role in the story, such as basically having names (yes it's quite rare to put a name, which implies an individuality, to a horse) or being consistent throughout the part (with the race's rules forbidding the change of horses). It's important because I may remind you that animals are not soulless being, they breath and are alive like us, some of them can play between each other, have complex societies, laugh, etc (studies on the comportment of animals are so interesting but that's another topic), and for example, horses are very empathetic animals, which make them very good therapy partners (linking to Johnny's disability storyline in a way), they feel very well our emotions. Basically, if you're scared of a horse, they will feel it (plus they have a very expressive language !). It's also magical in the way I'm so excited when I see Slow Dancer or Walkyrie mentioned in fics, and I love the effort from Araki to name all the horses, even npcs, and with references as he would do with stands AND giving them specific races, it's really refreshing bc you won't race the same way with an Arabian and with a Percheron.

ALSO. The way he draws his characters riding !!! Most people wouldn't really bother, but you can see in Diego's stance, outfits and riding style that he's a professional jockey, unlike Gyro who is more in freestyle, or Mountain Tim riding in a very cowboy way. Same for Johnny. Even adapting the way he rides, he still keeps a jockey position. And he's very accurate : his saddle is adapted (as much as possible) to maintain his legs and stop him from falling (it's completely accurate and not that hard to ride a horse without using your legs), almost squatting on Slow Dancer's back, reins kept short and straight... (I should check again Dot Han's riding bc Mongolian horse riding and saddles are quite different from European/north-american)

Even the way riders are drawn : Mountain Tim is tall and massive → not made for speed and race but forged by long distances and harsh conditions. Oppositely, Diego is smaller and has less visible muscle (even though I think he's a bit too tall for a jockey but that's ok). And the fact that Johnny, even when not considering his wheelchair, is still smaller than the norm, unlike the other Joestars, is a chara design I thank Araki for bc that's a jockey right there : small yet still has muscles (+ the very developed back and arms bc of his disability (the details !))

And another interesting thing is that Araki makes sure we don't forget Johnny is a past jockey and knows a hell lot about horses and riders. Usually, Gyro's the character in the position of teacher (with the Spin), but we're often reminded that he has no real experience with horses, unlike Johnny. Think again of the end of the 3rd (?) part of the race, when Johnny explained to Gyro why he couldn't win : Johnny knows what a race looks like, how this or that person rides, he's good at reading the situations, establishing strategies and keeping an eye on his horse.

[johnnyjoekidjoestar]

It's pride month, bring out the gay pride Gyro!!!

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[weepingwitch]

theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene

atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure

agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible

[authorkims]

[heinous-bitch]

you forgot the best one

[hollowedskin]

I got a 4 min long video of Kimchi dreaming today, so here's a clip

You get the whole walk cycle and the little sprint at the end.

Sometimes her sprints last for like 4 or 5 seconds and she can shoot herself off the couch or into a wall if she gets a grip with her back claws. If she does it next to a wall, her head smacking into it sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. She doesn't wake up.

Later in the dream she injured her paw and was limping, and earlier she caught something and ate it.

[hollowedskin]

[giocuccidati-18]

MY BRUNO MII IS EXPECTING!!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!! HE IS PRGGNANT!!! HE IS EATING FOR TWOOO!!!!

EVERYONE PLEASE CONGRATULATE THE HAPPY COUPLE!!! THE PARENTS TO BE!!!

[giocuccidati-18]

Bruno Bucciarati has GIVEN BIRTH!!!

It's still bullshit they instantly grow up. Isn't she BEAUTIFUL??? She has her fathers face but bruno's colors and nose. They decided to name her Winter (on the first day of summer).