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wizardarchetypes

i'm so hungry. won't someone use !tortellini to feed me delicious pasta

verajustsaid

!cursedoak

wizardarchetypes

adestroy

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME??? 🫪

vancruejovi

Mizora be like

homunculus-argument

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

derinthescarletpescatarian

This would fix everyone involved including the dog

dumpstoievski

the hero's journey themed blowjob

ceruleanfuckup

Do you guys remember when 1.0 meant you got a fully functional game?

mangonetics

"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen

cassandracalin

Re-creating my first webcomic from 12 years ago, "Hair Expectations vs Reality."

I can't help but feel all kinds of emotions after re-visiting the original comic: the one that started it all. A lot has changed since then, and I feel so fortunate to still create art and tell stories for a living. Thanks for your support, and sticking around for so long ❤️

Check out the other versions:

2014 (OG)

2020 (6 year anniversary)

faemorrigan

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

faemorrigan

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

thepromiscuousfinger

fruityshirts

also was anyone else wondering where the third guy's legs are???

gigithedolly

Yeah I'm pretty confident this is an AI image, just one that does an actually neat visual trick with the camoflague

mikkeneko

This image first appeared on the internet five years ago, predating the AI boom, so I don't think it is AI.

alessandriana

Y'all this is literally just weird perspective fuckery. No AI necessary. It's taken at an odd angle and the guy in front's hand is obscuring the orange jacket person's legs (mostly; you can see little bits of flesh around the outside if you look.)

svogliata-mente

a cancelled tv show is a kind of dead wife

thememedaddy

gaycop

STOP SANITIZING THE INTERNET

mossdftba

@putting-swears-back-in-images

putting-swears-back-in-images

rainie-is-seasonchange

Silver forest.

Fukushima, Japan.

weepingwidar

Uwe Henneken (German, 1974) - Something is Coming (2002)

sapropel

Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages

diet-poison

asked the skyrim bandits why they were living in a cave and they explained the war effort has buried the economy so they can't find work and lost their homes. I use my shout to blast them across the cave and find a preeeetty nice sword among their belongings

orthusisintheforest

Hi this reminds me of the skyrim quest I always think about constantly.

It happens during the whole vampire questline. It's not related to vampires. I may misremember details so forgive me for that. But you have to go through old dwemer ruins and you meet the last living snow elf in Skyrim. You know, the snow elves. Who were enslaved by the dwemer and went blind and feral and still live in the ruins long after the dwemer are gone. The falmer is what they're called now. Here's the last one who's in their original form.

And oh hey, to get to where you need to go you have to take a path that's an old snow elf coming of age rite of passage. And he's going to take you through it and you're going to learn about this dead culture, this culture that was killed.

And now you've got what you came for and there's one way out. Now that you've learned what the falmer used to be, where they came from, what was lost because of the dwemer enslaving them, you have to go through a falmer village.

It's a narrow canyon lined with huts. There's no way to avoid it, in order to get through you have to kill them. They attack you because that's what they do to people invading their territory. You're invading their village. You have to kill them or they'll kill you. It's the only way out. You feel terrible.

If you stop to loot one of the huts on your way out you'll find a book full of unreadable text. Take it to the winterhold college and give it to the librarian and he'll tell you that it's a remarkable find because it's evidence that falmer have retained intelligence. They're not just mindless feral monsters. They have this book, they've kept this book even though they can't see. They have a culture. Maybe they still remember what happened to them. Maybe that's why they're so mad.

You just killed so many of them. You're going to have to kill many more.

Anyway.

Video game with no messages.