oracle this is so sad play last surprise

Nico / 24 / they-them autistic, depressed, anxious and super fucking gay

[nostalgicfun]

What was the first property/media you read fanfiction online for?  🌈

[nostalgicfun]

Sometimes I forget young people exist. I’m seeing people saying that their first fic was for FNaF or Good Omens or even MLP and I’m like “Haha wow that’s all pretty new, you must have been on the internet for a while before encountering fanfiction!” 

And then the “oh no” hits. 

So I have a follow-up question: What’s the first website you read fanfiction on? Mine was Quizilla, which doesn’t even exist any more! 

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on google typing every fruit ever

[yuyu-bubu]

Kirby when he discovers the internet

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[thefangsharpener]

handsome women covered in blood. reblog.

[spectrumcore]

I hope all of you sharing this know that you're putting yourself on a dream hit list for a coven of lesbian vampires by even touching this post.

[holly-fem]

[kineticpenguin]

[clonettroopers]

au where I’m productive

[thyrell]

gotta say the best post-pornban tumblr development has got to be the rise of wizard blogs. we aint the biggest or shiniest social media out there but hey, what other platform has this many people earnestly doing wizard shit online

[wizardpotions]

[satellite-slickers]

I'd rather have porn

[thyrell]

ATTENTION WIZARDS magic missile this cunt please

[normal-horoscopes]

On it boss

[bergahorn]

oh yeah this would do numbers* on tumblr

*2 likes from beloved mutuals

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I don’t use Tiktok, I think it’s an instrument of the Devil in all honesty, but I have an idea for a Tiktok dance. I think the kids will like it. I just came up with it.

It’s called “planking”. It’s basically like this:

Maybe they could turn it into a challenge where they plank in dangerous spots. I don’t want anyone getting hurt but knowing Tiktok they’d probably do that. What do you guys think?

[zzoupz]

is this anything

[jtownraindancer]

it’s everything

[valtsv]

me: i do not believe "we're not a workplace, we're a family" bullshit if you say those words to me i will disembowel you like a beast get that shit away from me

coworker: it's so nice to be working with a friend today :)

me, dropping to one knee and taking their hand: i am your most loyal and devoted servant just say the word and i'll kill for you

[riggedbones-moving]

my mouse is. dying

[riggedbones-moving]

@liquidstar i’m afraid taking him somewhere will make it worse… whenever he moves he makes a depressed little cry that sounds a lot like the windows disconnecting noise

[liquidstar]

OH. ILL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN I GUESS.

[ricketybonez]

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

[runela9]

Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

[electivetrepanation]

[1000000-bees]

Sience side of tumbler please explain

[prokopetz]

My cat: *sits on my parcel scale*

My cat: *realises that she’s hungry, hops down off my desk, and goes to eat*

My cat: *finishes eating, hops back onto my desk, and once again sits on my parcel scale*

Me: Yes, thank you for that information.

[prokopetz]

@toomerrymaiden replied:

Yeah, but that’s just half a story!  How much?

She was exactly 7.5 grams heavier.

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

low effort artistic rendition

[monamoni]

[littlefeatherr]

Unrestrained summer fun 😁

[weaselle]

this must be such a delicate experience for a creature that can dive two stories deep and has been seen cliff diving into the ocean

[fleshdyke]

[funnytwittertweets]