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literal minor (21). dni if: you are bald, you like soccer or football, you think fruit belongs on pizza, you scream at the TV, you didn't watch scooby doo growing up, think pete davidson is sexy, skip the bear enclosure when you go to the zoo, fart in public, drink drip coffee, only shop online, watch porn, wear blue lipstick, don't wear socks during sex, prefer bendy straws to ststraight straws, think beer is good, prefer pancakes over waffles, eat chocolate chips, don't know how to play sudoku, blow your nose, or if you're stupid.

[shellstrop420]

"The whole bird hates women" is a phrase I've seen some people take issue with but let me tell you, normie women love it. They get so tickled to hear another woman discussing our shared oppression in a clever, pithy, open way. Try it out this holiday season!

[lookupmedicalmisogyny]

The whole bird? What does that mean?

[blorbortion-deactivated20231204]

the whole phrase is: right wing, left wing, the whole bird hates women

[bearie]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

"Wait I didn't hear anything of Heidi Klum's Halloween costume this year, lemme just google tha-"

you know what? nevermind.

[imidori-ya]

You left out the best part, the many people that served as her living accessories.

[nia--san]

hold up what's up with the moon face though?

[do-you-have-a-flag]

her husband is Egg

[penismage]

[afraid-of-the-dark]

A comic I quickly scribbled

[chronicconfusion]

[swoletergeist]

[only-tiktoks]

[theinevitablesense]

[eve-made-the-right-choice]

this is the funniest performance art i’ve ever witnessed, i need three hours of it

[theprettychoice-deactivated2015]

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

[lmprovident-blog]

NO FUCKING SHAVING

NO FUCKING PERIODS

AND I GET PURPLE EYES

WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS

FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS

[lyingfigure]

period

[lyingfigure]

i have this

[explorersofsky]

[imakam]

Utopia

[humjingle]

tge first rule of beibg a kittin

have fun

be yuorse,lf

[rabbithearteddd]

whoopi goldberg’s thoughts on marriage “i dont want somebody in my house” is perhaps one of the most profound statements ever. she’s so right. i dont want somebody in my house.

[ammoth]

Feeesh

[rave-melancholia]

I do agree with the tradwife girlies it just takes some modifications✨

[daphnecore]

its raining outside. hanging with my cat while watching a lecture and knitting. fall candle lit.

people want what i have rn...

[radjoy]

honestly pisses me off when men say “feminism is good for me too!” women are being raped and murdered. i would drag you over hot coals to save even one child bride. and all you can think about is yourself.

[jackalopiel]

literally. why is the rhetoric “men should support feminism bc it helps men too”? like isn’t the fact that it helps women good enough for them? are the rights of half the population only worthwhile to them if they get something out of it?

[femmerustique-deactivated202307]

Men are repeating that ad nauseam because it defangs feminism and they know exactly what they’re doing. Real feminism will not help men. Real feminism is about wrestling power and resources away from men, the oppressor class; seizing the means of (re)production for ourselves; liberating ourselves from the Madonna/whore, modest/sexualized, private/public property dichotomy that men built and forced us into for their own benefit.

Men stand to lose everything - their maids, their sexual servants, their therapists, their broodmares, their social event coordinators, their nannies, their eye candy, their sources of income (because the industries profiting from women’s sexual and reproductive labor - controlled primarily by men - are some of the most profitable in the world), the group of people in an inferior position that give them a feeling of superiority when everything else in their life is shit.

Without women’s subjugation men will have to work to be successful, to achieve power and status and resources, to simultaneously take care of themselves while attempting to achieve all of that. Who would want to give up all of that? Who wants to give up free labor that benefits them knowing they’d have to work harder and possibly be outdone, outworked, and outsmarted by someone they were taught was inferior to them? Feminism will not help men and that’s the point.

[jaysoldboog-deactivated20250311]

microdosing in living in the 80s by smoking on my porch without my phone and thinking about the cold war

[deconstructedcunt]

[jestergal]

not only does fluttershy smoke weed, the first time she did was at a party one of the other ponies brought her to. she was passed the bong and weakly said “oh… sorry. i don’t smoke, i’ll cough and it’ll be really embarrassing.”

other ponies are like “nah you can do it! we won’t laugh!” and then she was like “ohh… okay…” and then just took the fattest bong rip, held it for 3 seconds, exhaled. everyone is in shock. she then does a weak little not-even cough and goes “ohh… i knew it… and now you’re all staring at me :(” and runs away

[jestergal]

i was so right with this one tbh

[cam-pteryx]

[headspace-hotel]

The frame where they’re regular horses conveys some sort of otherwise incomprehensible emotion