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23. Wildlife Biology Student. PDX

[darealdirtydan]

Check out my first YT Vid! Wild Coho Salmon in Small Stream

[reblog-thisif]

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

[jamausis]

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

[taylorswiftville]

I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE

[littlequeenem-deactivated201912]

Please do!!!

[fawnababe]

Honestly I loveeee makin frannns! Please message me.

[papi-chulo-bucky]

Introduce yourselves, I wanna meet y’all. ♥️

[time-2-float]

I’ve actually made friends this way

[superwolfiestar]

I want to meet you all!!! Please message me! I would love to get to know you more!!!

[oreohmintz]

Yes ;0;

[rvn-proxima-blog]

why not, id love to get to know some of you guys !!

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[foiliage]

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY

[alexisreneg]

Ow

[hellhearts]

I don’t even care, y’all, I love my mom

[luciferthelesbian]

My b, my mama my everything 🙌🏽🙏🏽

[danielleroserussells-deactivate]

3.8 mil notes. I’m not risking that. Fuck no

[bye-curious-deactivated20200429]

not risking this either. I’m sorry!

[tea-slag]

I still skip over cracks so I don’t break my mothers back.Not riskingggggg

[yourfavoritekylie]

not my mama

[livingandlovinggreatfully-blog]

🙄🙄

[missdarlingsb]

I hate this stupid post because I hate spam but I love my mama

[asiansugarsydney]

Can this fucking post be deleted thnx

[mean-green-imagines]

Must. Protect. MOMMY.

[atomicshrimp]

You mother fuckers

[eaglesfan986-deactivated2025091]

I don’t care if it’s fake, I love my mom. ❤️❤️

[misha-kastrilevich]

My mom’s already dead so… yeah

Still a bad post thought

[sneakso]

I may not like my mom but dont want her to die

[diamondtippedhollowpoints]

Don’t add anymore it take too long on mobile!!!

[coloradoqueen]

My mother is only a mother. But my stepmom is my mom.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[behaved]

“are you ok?” lol fuck no

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[acidlacedbong-deactivated202109]

Quite honestly one of the sexiest posts I’ve ever seen on Tumblr…

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Could not agree more!!!

[musicman690-deactivated20180715]

[30west42fit-deactivated20191228]

💙💙

[onceuponawildflower]

[rusticmeetsvintage]

[sweetaesthetics]

[darealdirtydan]

Fishing is cool.

[thebookwormfairy]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

*pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid*

[boiwonder504]

😳

[satansbasturd-deactivated202311]

Find a girl that smiles when you choke her

[njoud-44-deactivated20181026]

Reblog If you're bored and you want anonymous questions.

[prozacpartyemo-deactivated20170]

Reblog if ur a rotting, soulless, corpse with an overactive sex drive

[captainbitchtitss-deactivated20]

me

[setbabiesonfire]

Having sex in places you aren’t supposed to is one of the greatest joys in life.

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.