Dark-light-enemy

A queer teen figure things out.you can call me Indigo(they/them) Art blog@tasteful-vanishing-art

[strawbeeriey-deactivated2022052]

MASTERPOST FOR HELPFUL POSTS WHICH I FOUND ON TUMBLR (part 2)

(arranged in no particular order i should add. also i will reblog more links if i do come across more)

How to know when fruits are in season

Cleaning products to never mix

Emergency cleaning

Mom How Do I/ Dad How Do I

Links to help Afghanistan

Abortion Help

Sex Education (not the show)

Tags to blocklist

Alternatives to self-harm

Self Defence

Rape Escape

Googling Tips

Learn stuff for free

Free education

Free literature

Vaguely academic entertainment

Recognising abusive friendships

How to look out for grooming

Figuring out where your images are being used( I don’t know how to explain this one so just click the link for more info)

Seizure First-aid

Anatomy References

Free Adobe Photoshop

Art inspiration or if you’re just bored

How to make my own font

If you’re not feeling well, this may help

Guide if you feel like shit

Little ways to romanticize life

Ways to make life slightly better

Tips for when you feel bad and don’t know why

Ways to make life slightly better

Tattoo Remover

Black and Brown Friendly Picrews

Adulting 101

Free movies and shows

Definitely not a Google drive which has Headspace, tv shows, movies

Collection of links

Fun stuff to do on a bad night

Flash games

How to make flower crowns

[shaneposting]

anyway good morning a crucial tenet of hollanov’s relationship is that they’re equals and they’re the only people in the world who could ever be each other’s equal. they were supposed to stand alone at the top but they’re there together. shane does not view ilya as a lazy useless inconvenience. ilya does not view shane as a nagging killjoy. they are equals and they both think the other is the best thing since sliced bread and they love each other but more importantly they LIKE each other. stop making them not like each other!

[shaneposting]

like ilya spends his entire life being told (by people objectively shittier than he is) that he’s not good enough, he’s lazy, he’s undisciplined, he lets people down. and then he meets the one person who would actually be in a position to assess whether ilya is any of those things, and shane just earnestly looks into his fucking soul and says no, they were wrong. ‘you’re an awesome player to watch’ ‘i don’t know that side of you at all’ ‘this isn’t what this is. me and you’

and it’s such a fucking tragedy that people are trying to push MyIlya back into a setting where he’s constantly being lectured about his inadequacies by the very person that canonically reminds him all the time that those inadequacies were figments of his dad’s imagination

[3000s]

we are in truble

[dear-ao3]

on the one hand, moving is terrible

on the other hand I get to pack up boxes labeled "important papers" and its my retirement account information, my fucked up college degree with the spelling error on it, stickers, handwritten fanfic from 2016, construction paper and all eighty of my handwritten race notes pages that I used to make the f1 master post of 2024

[dear-ao3]

she’s important To Me

[woolandflax]

This one’s for the tumblrinas

[clarisliadon]

lets make cookies guys!

Sugar

Butter

Eggs

Flour

Salt

Baking powder

Vanilla extract

Chocolate chips

Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Available:

C'Mon, You Know You Wanna...

Do it. Click that button. You know which one.

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

If you don’t like me the delete your blog. I’m better than you and this site is mine.

[goldcrescent]

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

[goldcrescent]

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

[partywithponies]

Nothing more frustrating than talking about history with people on the internet who don't understand how averages work.

You'll be like "it's so tragic that this happened to this historical figure, she was so young", and some dipshit will be like "um actually the average life expectancy was only like 35 in those days so she really wasn't that young for the time at all 😌", and you have to explain that that "average life expectancy" is heavily skewed by the incredibly high infant and child mortality rate of the time, and that people who lived to adulthood and lived normal lives did in fact usually live to their 60s or older. Elderly people did in fact exist in the old days.

[dajo42]

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

[gayvampyr]

i hate going to reddit for advice because you’ll be like “how do i clean white canvas shoes” and the top response will be “don’t let them get dirty in the first place” like ok i’ll keep that in mind for when i invent the time machine

[crunchie-morris]

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Could mean good things!

[lets-nuke-it-from-orbit]

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

[evilwizard]

haha it’s funny you ask

[girlgrimer]

Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them

[girlgrimer]

Follow me for more wikipedia ^

[luimnigh]

This is shockingly close to the truth.

Both come from the Latin "burgus", meaning castle or fortified town. A burglar being someone who bypassed the security of fortifications.

Meanwhile burger comes via Hamburg, the burg of Hamma.

So burgers are named after fortifications, and burglars are the ones who bypass them.

[bubba-san]

The Hamburglar is a reunion of terms

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[werewolf-transgenderism]

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

[markscherz]