Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

☆ liquorice allsorts enthusiast

[just-sans-things]

i keep releasing scarab beetles into the house and they fly around loud as fuckkkkkk and go tink tink tink against the walls

[hillhomed]

for mammoth know how to spend day!

[radiowithnohead]

i’ve been laughing for a solid 15 minutes over this dude who got banned from r/food for his potato recipe

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[i-am-the-oyster]

[pokeween]

im actually fucking crying right now

[samuelroukin]

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

[samuelroukin]

why won't you let your words frot.

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Virgil Finlay

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[tastylemonbread]

[clicker-moth]

“i am incapable of being human // i am incapable of being inhuman // i am living uncontrollably”

-car seat headrest

[indigosfindings]

when tiger met dragon

[indigosfindings]

crouching harry hidden sally

[wolfstrong]

I want you guys to know I think the phrase “beats walkin” every single day. Like whenever times get tough or when I have to make do or whatever I’m always like well. Beats walkin. It keeps me going I want it on my gravestone after I pass

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[i-suggest-becoming-a-guy]

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[micromontage]

Wait I just discovered an ancient truth. Come over