Obsessions of the Easily Distracted

All the things I obsess over on one neat site. I'm a bit crazy about Doctor Who, Supernatural,Sherlock and anything PreNu52 Batman just to name a few, 33 years young.

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[apisashla]

ra, ra, Rasputin /

buy my secret penis cream

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[prokopetz]

The closer to the modern era you get the more fascinating "lost at sea" becomes as a backstory element. Being lost at sea in 1612 is a downright normal kind of lost to be. Being lost at sea in 2012 is like, okay, back up – I need to hear this one.

[prokopetz]

Like, come on, man.

[super-lazer-piss]

When you're driving home at night and you meet a Ford F-150 on the road

[darkdreamer702]

This week has sucked. Like really bad.

And I feel so guilty for being depressed because what are my problems compared to what's happening in the world?

I got to come home today, which is more than so many people can say today.

Hell, I have a home to come home to and food to eat in it.

So what are my problems, really?

[disney-strology]

24 November: Penny The Rescuers (1977)

You are able to conquer unpleasant situations through your bravery and imagination. when you need assistance and the usual avenues don’t work, you ask for divine guidance and unassumingly send your requests out into the world. People often underestimate your tenacity. You understand animals, and they help you overcome difficulties. Certain objects and possessions make you feel safe, and you guard them at all costs.

Penny bestows the gifts of courage, creativity, and spiritedness. She and Teddy will help you realise your dreams and discover what makes you special.

Keys to your success: Accepting help in whatever from it comes.

[vivienvalentino]

— Addams Family Values, 1993 — Bride Of Chucky, 1998

[medusadyke]

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

[medusadyke]

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

[sulietsexual]

Insp by:

[effemimaniac]

"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs

[robin-teddybear]

“as you do” <- for incredibly eccentric and even impossible actions

[marrys-dream-world]

The No-Horror Horrorzine is a gift that keeps giving. Literally the new No-Kink CatVi Kinktober.

[miss-insanity-pants]

What We Are Looking For:

A story about an apple that does not reference fruit, the colors red, green, or yellow, sweetness, fructose, peels, cores, or seeds.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the libertarian fantasy of safety regulations existing due to sadistic enjoyment of government officials oppressing the innocent small business is kind of hilarious the more you think about it. I hope there is actually a guy out there who just fucking LOVES recalling unsafe food in a sicko sort of way. i'd respect him.

[angelofdumpsterfires]

it’s almost that time of the year :)

[southerntinkerbelle]

[pathos-logical]

[ID: Image one is a Phineas and Ferb meme of Phineas holding out a hand to tell Ferb, who's wearing a knight helmet and edited to be holding a sword, "Not yet, Brutus." Image two is the same meme, but Phineas is edited to have angry eyebrows and is saying, "Now, Brutus." End ID]

[skecherss]

@batbirdies honestly this SOUNDS like something your Jason would say

[wheeooh]

“The whites are it again face”

[marvelheaux]

I WOULD NEVER FORGET THIS💀💀

[wakandama2]

HAPPY NIGGAS EVE

[animation-magic]

disney meme: [1/3] villains » maleficent (sleeping beauty)

[ledzeppelinmixtape]

january 24th:

- first sale of canned beer (1935)

- birth of dean winchester (1979)

- death of tumblr live (2024)

[dear-ao3]

the father, the son and the holy spirit