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@darknsinth
friends, if I can give you one piece of advice for those of you who are new to work, or are about to enter the workforce, especially if you have any sort of office job:
Do not work on your days off.
"But--"
DO NOT WORK ON YOUR DAYS OFF.
Do not work on your breaks
Do not “answer a few emails” on your vacation
Do not work off the clock
Doing this doesn’t reward you with more money or whatever. It rewards you with more work.
I am starting to miss 2016 woke in some ways. Girlboss era I’m sorry I ever mocked you…
I look at the “I’m just a girl” era and realize the girlboss era was ahead of whatever tf this is
The companies used to at least pretend to like us, and now they are no longer pretending, which is a terrifying shift
Do you get it now? Without due process, everyone is at risk. How are you going to prove your citizenship otherwise?
hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao
It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.
So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."
And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."
you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.
That's part of why I find the whole "don't can me queer! I'm gay, not Queer! Queer is a slur!" crew so funny. My siblings in god, "gay" was The Slur, it was the most common insult used for dudes just like 20 years ago.
heard they're going to be choosing the next pope through a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament
one competitor overheard saying "you're a third rate cardinal with a fourth rate chapel"
brother thomas has been disqualified after registering a deck with pot of greed, the tournament organizer citing their vow of poverty
Finally oh my god…. That was ridiculous….
So this is definitely a case of "we did not expect Harvard to fight back and we forgot they have billions of dollars and the best lawyers"
"we forgot that they have almost forty billion dollars. most of the people we pick on do not have almost forty billion dollars, or really any number of billions of dollars, and we are realizing that 'almost forty billion' is a big variable to leave out of your strategic calculations. really cannot emphasize enough that we have not racked up a lot of experience bullying - specifically - targets who possess close to forty billion U.S. dollars"
They also forgot what Harvard makes, its primary reason for existence: lawyers.
Yep. If you're a Harvard grad, and you're not a doctor, you're probably a high end lawyer. And alums are pissed.
the strawhats in alabaster
i literally cannot look at this gif without thinking about the person who got caught out sending themselves an anon so he could be like TRIGGERED MUCH LUL
there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.
Never forget what they took from us
I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness
does anyone have advice
Cursed amulet
For sure cursed amulet
Why not ask @evilwizard?
cursed amulet also
hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot
in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee
One of my controversial takes is that I kind of hate the term "rejection sensitive dysphoria" wrt adhd because it's so clearly the same thing as being anxious and insecure in relationships w trauma based disorders but people talk about it like it's just an intrinsic part of your brain that you're simply Too Sensitive & not, like, a consequence of every neurodivergent person alive being bullied as a child. Like that thing of how there aren't any non-traumatized autistic people to study
Like if you have Struggles Socially Disorder you're going to be disliked by most of your peers growing up & you'll be affected by this. Maybe you'll get nervous about people not liking you. & then people will try and tell you your problem is that you have Sensitive Bitch Disorder because you're paranoid
