gay as heck

hate life, love the internet

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck

[hottestthingalive]

rip to you guys but i love assembling ikea furniture its so fun its like legos

[hottestthingalive]

people complain about how confusing assembling ikea furniture is and meanwhile i rise above their understanding and exist beyond their pitiful mortal comprehension as i spend a wonderful day assembling two twin beds with nothing but two hex keys, hope, and a whole lot of screws. 10/10 experience would do again

[mousidy]

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

[rox-and-prose]

Truly love the number of people I've met that have been like "Well I went to a Catholic school as a kid, which is to say I'm not Catholic" like damn Catholic schools really out here doing the exact opposite of missionary work.

[rox-and-prose]

How do they even advertise to parents? "Are you Catholic? Would you like your kids not to be? Send them down to Holy Joe's and we'll nip that problem in the bud."

[catsofinstagram]

[gloomdocwife]

OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY

[bucketofchum]

[princesstigerbelle]

Kicky beans

[bax16]

@advanced-procrastination @tx-tornado @offthebeatenpathtexas @wolfbeat

[kassasaurus-rex]

one of my cousins has one of those wretched sequined nicolas cage pillows and today the rest of us received this photo of perhaps the most upsetting thing i’ve seen all year, slugolas cage

[spoil-mynight-deactivated201909]

I believe in using songs to say things

[stantler]

[lesbianshepard]

[quasi-normalcy]

I love how the episode is called “Chidi Sees the Time Knife”  but it has no bearing whatsoever on the plot

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I'm killing it on this gay little website

[iapislazuli]

ACCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPT

[owlmylove]

good afternoon ladies and entities. regrettably, i am feeling

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

[trashiesttrashboy]

How are you appropriating a vet’s culture??? Aren’t they just like, animal doctors? What do vets have to do with the army?????

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

I love you

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

absolutely no one:

Straight Men on dating apps:

[bricklayergay-deactivated202106]

this implies cindrella is straight man

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

c-

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

cinderella!?

[hellgrub]

AhhhhhhhhhjjHHHHH

[resilient-roses]

[yo-its-matt]

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

[yo-its-matt]

No, fuck. Chiropractors

[chippyyyz]

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

[mad-dyspunktional]

Btw, the arm soreness after vaccination is a combination of the needle going into the muscle, the muscle fibers being slightly stretched by the injection of fluid between them, and then the inflammation of the immune system realizing something foreign is in the arm and getting ticked off about it (this is good, it's the beginning of your immune response!).

Doctors recommend you keep the arm moving to keep blood flowing which can help reduce soreness. Ice packs also help!

[zukana13731]

I was told to chicken dance specifically

[carnivalseb]

the list of chicken based medical treatments grows longer soup dance