[darthrahl]

Day 1

Wordle 216 3/6

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[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[mouthpressure]

Visit Original Link

if you reblog this i will fucking destroy you

[cunked]

[grossnational]

Much ado about guilds

[collinear]

If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then ‘real’ is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

THE MATRIX 1999 – The Wachowskis

[tennant]

[speaks frog] honey, i’m home. i miss you, are you alright? 🐸

[muddlemore]

ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck

[akhalinmochroi]

Luanne: s urprise

Bobby: VLEH 

Luanne: Surprihihissee

Bobble: V̵̧͓̱͈͖̠̯͓̳̖̔̽͊̏͒͜͝Ļ̴͕͉̮̯̩̯̫̟̖̭̳͔̳͔̄̊̈͂E̸̢̟̤̲͍͂͝ͅAG̵͓͖̳̙̪̩͙͇̼͎̫̬̻͇̘͐̍͆̈̎̈́̌͑H̶̫̗̱̼̩̮̥̾́͑

[mochipanko]

NARUTO x fashion!

Team 7 🍥

suna siblings 🌵

Akatsuki ☁️

[kylos]

V FOR VENDETTA (2005) dir. James McTeigue

[neogohann]

[dustrial-inc]

Veronica, dinner.

[archosaur-automaton]

Did this computer science book need to have the MOST adorable Sauropods on the cover? Yes. Next question

[ayellowbirds]

A hundred percent, yes.

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[basedshisui]

[pururin]

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[demansiabites]

Okay, but how is this

[time-traveling-fetus]

[dashbork]

I’m at a loss for words

[pyramidschemeofthesun]

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

[froginakettle]

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

[itsapmseymour]

BACK UP, YOU CANT JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO THOMAS’ FUNKY BED SET UP AFTER JUST LOSS-ING TUMBLR LIKE THAT

[doomygoosey]

Mine is in the middle of my room diagonally

[curiousobsession101]

What I’m getting out of this is I need to suspend my bed in the middle of a room so it’s not in contact with the floor either.

[wetwareproblem]

Pirates are truly a force to be reckoned with.

[tamwah]

[tainbocuailnge]