Śmierciu

I should propably do some cool stuff, but you know, I am too busy being dead, you know, like why human beings can think that I am alive? Gosch, people, I literally look like corpses, what else do you need? Some papers from doctors? Oh. Okay.

[omnia-mors-aequat-nstrwa]

Dongni Hou

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[moon111111]

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[kuvaton]

[acepalindrome]

I checked to make sure it wasn’t AI, and I’m happy to say it’s a real bench in Zaporizhia, Ukraine!

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: photo of a park bench shaped like a book. The top is the spine of the book and it curves like the cover and several pages are bent. / end ID]

[sicheslavchyk]

And they are right in front of the central library

Man i love Zaporizhzhia

[ukraine-mentioned]

[cordspaghetti]

pleased with the birthday boy

[cordspaghetti]

it’s graphite and it looks like ass irl </3

[astal-art]

Beatles doodling

[clarkslex]

it kind of just occurred to me how funny it is that on their second meeting lex looked clark in the eye and said “we have a future and i don’t want anything to stand in the way of our friendship” and clark just went yeah okay sounds good to me and then this man proceeded to get too involved in his love life and tried to give his family money on multiple occasions and hired lawyers to get his farm back and harbored and got medical attention for a fugitive because clark asked and told him their friendship was gonna be the stuff of legends and tied his tie and shot a man to save his dad’s life and hid a minor in his home that clark legally kidnapped and got the necessary restraining order to keep said minor safe and dropped an absurd amount of money on bail bc clark asked and gave him access to caves that the linguist he hired said no one could have access to and asked to live with him when he lost everything instead of with his girlfriend and made him his best man (twice) and came back from the dead and said “three months on a deserted island was almost worth it just to see the look on your face” and bought the deed to his family’s farm so it wouldn’t foreclose and asked for nothing in return except to be a part of the family and came straight to clark when he was going out of his mind and under attack and needed a place to hide and kept his secret for a month while in a mental institution and screamed that clark was taken when he himself was literally being dragged to have his brain fried and let clark steal his car and return it and never called him out on it and pulled him out of a tank that was killing clark even tho he sold him out to his evil abusive father and threw him a surprise party

and clark really walked into a room that was essentially a shrine to him and had the audacity to be shocked

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[asidewalksymphony]

UPDATE! They found the original photo!

[arkashas]

GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

[dramatic-dolphin]

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

[hiveswap]

^^^ PEOPLE ARE STILL THERE. There's a metro station across the street from the colosseum where i found a hair in my pizza slice. We drove by ruins of an amphitheater next to a motorway in greece once. It's literally just real places where real people live and have lived. It's not mythical perfect lands that once existed. I went to Itacha in 2023 and there was not enough parking space.

[brigittepaulin]

[pulpfanfiction]

goodnight sweet prince

[nyominebula]

BJ so good he doesn’t have legs

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[ef-1]

"Friend" is an AI wearable device designed to provide "companionship + emotional support"— i.e replace human friendships. Its literally an AI chatbot that you wear around your neck. "Friend" just paid for the largest ad campaign in NYC subway history

And Every. Single. Poster was vandalised, it literally looks like some of the most beautiful art you have ever seen

[c-rowlesblogs]

Kylie Robison and Boone Ashworth of WIRED both wore these stupid things for a couple weeks and reported the kind of experiences one might expect to have with an interactive AI device invented by a 22-year-old techbro:

I Hate My Friend

The chatbot-enabled Friend necklace eavesdrops on your life and provides a running commentary that’s snarky and unhelpful. Worse, it can als

[flakeblood]

If the idea of a microphone-packed wearable that's always listening to your conversations raises privacy concerns for you, just know that you're not alone. If your experience is anything like ours, wearing the Friend will likely earn you the ire of everyone around you. Curiously, you might even end up being bullied by the chatbot itself.

-(Wired article)

Robison quickly grew to despise the gizmo. She wore the device to a party organized by AI startup Anthropic, and ended up being accused of “wearing a wire” — to her, an indication that “even at the most tech-minded gatherings, the thing was a complete taboo.”

-New AI Necklace Listens Constantly and Uses All That Data to Complain About You