sorry im never going to be over the fact that ffxiv dragons are space aliens it's the funniest way anyone has handled dragons in a fantasy setting
space aliens ☝️ whose planet was destroyed by space alien robots. It must be said
only survived because one (1) guy went. hey guys this space robot shit is stupid they're gonna kick our ass. i'm leaving with exactly 7 of my eggs BYE. then just raw dog flew through space until he found a planet
then he met God and she was like "hey wanna live on my special planet and raise your kids here? In exchange for protecting it from [redacted]?"
And he was all "fuck yeah, thanks God"
And that's how ffxiv got dragons
Have to add this meme. First expansion btw:
Said space alien robots were btw a mass conquering genocidal force that did it all for the love of the game (or as they put it, seeking self perfection in overcoming powerful foes), yet their ambition for universal genocide is only the second biggest known one in the FFXIV setting.
The biggest one is a depressed bird from the planet that the dragon in question fled to.

































