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effemimaniac

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

nerdfuckerrr

lakevida

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

soleandborn

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

keepthemaway2

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

lakevida

and im here too! 😃

rockergiirl

yeah haha we should totally like kiss and feel our tongues press against each other and we both close our eyes lost in bliss and run our hands over each others bodies it'd be funny

boobcareer

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

please please please please please please please

#mypost

transgenderer

Learned yesterday there's a peptide that gives you a brief panic attack. There's also one that makes you horny but in a way that is somehow "gummy". I really love the idea of all these weird psychological peptides. Somehow I had only heard about the weight loss ones and the nootropics. 2 least interesting effects a drug could have!

summercurial

Obvious sex potential here right. Or like. Not "sex" exactly. But like. Yknow. Activities. Getting injected with the panic attack drug would go crazy. Like. I mean there's a lot of angles. You could do it as a really fucked up but bodily-harmless punishment. Or just like. For sadisms sake. Or like. For the comforting. Like. It's kind of awesome it's like something from a porn story.

summercurial

Also this is more straightforward but like a real aphrodisiac has crazy potential. Like. They could give you the aphrodisiac (gummy!!!) and then use that you're extra horny. Like. I guess they could just fuck you but one assumes you're willing to fuck them anyway. So I'm imagining more like. Like the denial angle. Or like not so much total denial but like taking advantage of unusual desperateness. Like they're normal horny and you're like weird peptide horny.

ntrider

mysterious pink haired girl I'm playing games with at a friend's birthday party: I thought you'd be better at this when they hyped you up as such a good player. I'm not losing by that much

me, trying to find out what button combination leads to me licking her face in their bathroom: I'm not using my full power because I'm still analyzing your movements. you know, like Goku

cottoncandylesbo

i just licked some sauce off my phone screen and it accepted it as a fingerprint

faceplant-bassplant

Makingout with the robotgirl (with tongue) is a perfectly normal and common form of biometric security. according to her.

She keeps clearing her cache also. So you gotta reverify everytime you talk to her, sorry ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

delicate-viscera

a mutual is a kind of girl you want to have sex with

gingik

lady-of-vitreous-sight

the thing is the dragongirl who's been around since before the first age and still talks like it's the third age has basically no understanding of modern social norms so you can get away with a lot with her. which i mostly use to justify helping her to take clothes on and off while constantly groping her wings the whole time.