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I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
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DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
It was still loading as I scrolled past, but then I saw the mission status and knew I had to scroll riiiiight back on up
@mariyyum twitter post: Recipes that have been passed down to me by my Palestinian mother 🇵🇸, and I've had the honor of sharing them with all of you. #freepalestine
1: Cheese Manakeesh (cheese pies)
2: Homemade Hummus w/ chicken koufta
3: Msakhan (the National dish of Palestine)
4: Sfeeha (meet pies)
Follow her on: twitter instagram youtube tiktok and her own blog for more.
I’m know I’m not the first person to say this, but any newbies on tumblr really need to understand how different this is from a lot of other social media. Particularly tiktok.
I just saw a creator on tiktok reminding followers that it’s actually a problem when someone goes back to the earliest post and watches all the posts chronologically, liking and commenting along the way. The stupid app recognizes it as spam or something and then kinda puts a halt on their account? Literally punishing people for positive engagement?? 🥴🤦♀️
I’ve already heard people saying years back how they don’t want to be “creepy” and go through a persons blog, liking and reblogging tons of stuff. But think how many more people are going to be worried about it now, thinking they might do actual damage! Most people, especially younger people, are so used to the way tiktok works now. So please, do not ever worry about this on here. Just remember-
You will never do any harm if you go on a like and reblog fest through someone’s tumblr blog! The only risk you’re taking is to make the blog owner weep for joy!! 😭🤣
This website literally passes around posts that are so old, the newest comments are celebrating things like “Happy 10th anniversary to this post!” sometimes.
The worst that usually happens is a creator going “wait, what, HOW did you find that 7 year old post that had no tags buried in the depths of my blog?”, very few people actually get mad about it (and from what I’ve seen, the people who do are all entirely immigrants from socmed sites like TT where they have entirely different cultures about it.)
Tumblr itself is based around longevity in many ways. So, just have at it. Have fun. If you like that post 12,000 pages deep on my blog, GO FOR IT. That’s what this website is all about
people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
The older this post gets the funnier it becomes
My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.
that’s how fucked up our world is now
Lone Wanderer: I haven’t had BlamCo Mac and Cheese in many moons, but people do just grab handfuls of macaroni right out of the box and chew—
Lone Wanderer, to Butch: Hold on, was this a prank the Tunnel Snakes pulled on me when we ate in the diner as kids???
Lone Wanderer grows more horrified as Butch laughs
Lone Wanderer: No, stop, everybody shut up! Do people eat raw BlamCo Mac and Cheese as a snack food???
Charon, concerned: No!?!
Lone Wanderer: You fucking BASTARDS!
Butch: Yaaaay! And now you have IBS, we got you!
today i learned that there are cave paintings of bats and i think you all deserve to see them
I mean, I'm 44 and just learned that you can pick up an egg yolk. Seems like cursed knowledge to me.
I don't like knowing this.
Garlic makes your fingertips a little sticky, and specifically has mercaptans in it which bond well to the egg yolk, which is why this works.
Mercaptans are sulfurous hydrocarbons that should not be confused with mercaptains, who are ranked just below mermajors in the mermilitary.
Overly Honest Methods in science.
ooh this version has some ones i haven’t seen before, priceless
#we chose macrocystis because every other kelp was rotting at that time of year #we kept the crabs 12 to a sea table because we were sharing the space and couldnt use more #the crabs were subject to a non-natural light cycle because other researchers kept leaving the lights on overnight (via Dicrocoeliumdendriticum)
Archaeologist. We sometimes choose places to dig because our gut says “this is nice, I’d settle here”. I’ve had field directors say “this has paleo energy” about areas. Often we see big hill in our dig area, we dig on big hill.
Most recently, I’ve found two sites because I was walking to my next hole and saw some petrified wood I wanted. Started picking up pieces and saw a half buried biface lmao.
Other site, I was walking and imagined a little native girl running along the ridge. I had a gut feeling to dig like 5m from where the hole was. Found a utilized petrified wood flake. Could’ve written it off as a plow fact, but due to all the pet wood I’d been collecting throughout the area (I’m a greedy little thing who wants pretty rocks), I knew the was it was broken was inconsistent to how the pet wood naturally breaks.
What sealed the deal for me was cleaning the mud off, and it cut me so, yup, definitely utilized.
So glad you commented this because I was looking for the term for “people saw a pretty rock and took it with them” forEVER now and couldn’t find it. Fuckin love manuports
eternal human urges:
shiny rock!!
throw object in body of water
big hill. climb.
not come in to lab on weekend
We found our T. rex last summer by just walking around and sticking a very long, thin stick in the mud until we hit something hard, then we dug.
@katy-l-wood PLEASE tell us about your t-rex
Here’s the article/press release I wrote about it!
https://www.rmdrc.com/post/25-years-and-thousands-of-miles-walked-to-find-a-t-rex
Stew Fuckin Leonard's
so Connecticut has this beautifully cursed grocery chain called stew leonards and it's got lore (mascot being based off of the founder's deceased son I believe??) as well as a bunch of terrifying singing animatronics????
anyways have the milk set:
yes they sing and blink.
here i am being judged for my sins by Big Chicken:
also Jerry Seinfeld was there?????
10/10 sober experience, would NOT recommend non sober
#possible new horror game?#creepy
the inside of it is NOT laid out like a standard grocery layout
I have been informed that it's "got the energy of a dead by daylight map"
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT STEWS FOR SO LONG IT IS SO MUCH WILDER THAN YOU THINK
Not only did I grow up around this store but I worked there one summer and boy howdy was there a lot
Off the top of my head:
•there was a framed photo of the founders with ronald reagan in the employee hallway
•the stores are all built exactly the same with a very intentional maze-like loop that forces you to patrol the entire store and witness every one of the dozens of animatronics
•there was a permanent petting zoo outside
•the original stew leonard did in fact make a marketable duck animatronic in honor of (and named after) his son who drowned as a kid. They replaced it with a new one recently but nothing is quite the same as innocently hitting a button and watching a dusty, half torn apart duck slowly rise up in front of you and sing in a barely legible voice about water safety, especially considering right next to it you can buy books and plushies of his Dead Son’s Fursona.
•speaking of the founder, the current owner is Stew Leonard Jr., since the founder Stew Leonard Sr. was found embezzling from the company and everyone just kind of pretends it didn’t happen and he just ‘retired’.
•when fnaf came out it was like an old friend to me after growing up being scared shitless by some classic loveable animatronic friends including the massive poland springs tree who’s face is not visible till the eyes and mouth spring open to stare directly at you, the lifelike cow head mounted next to the meat section that deafeningly bellows at you, and most important of all, the near twenty foot tall apple that is suspended from the ceiling and sways menacingly at you.
•The animatronics all look like poorly-remembered early disney rubberhose characters, but they are 100% still being designed and approved by a chain of people to look this unnervingly bad, with the most recent addition to the fruit n veggie isle (alongside a dancing chikita banana of course) being these avocados with forks for eyelashes that have a mouth panel that slides down to reveal teeth and tongue as they sing about avocados from stews to the tune of La Cucaracha
oh also you can buy small plushie versions of the animatronics that are significantly cuter than their horrifying counterparts for ten bucks, BUT they all have a little button their hands that sing the songs they do in the big versions
im ngl i was tempted to by a mini avocado until i realized it could play the avocado song from it
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I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
He stops and looks both ways?!?
You wanna know what makes this better?
Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.
This is my new favorite post
I can’t ever not reblog.
Have some happy crow vibes
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