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@dc-dorito
“Maybe i was better off dead”
I haven't drawn him as many times as I'd like, but I think it's enough for a quick recap.
Is my Grayson graysoning enough for you?
Drew a matching Tim Drake
Absolute Flash #18 (DC, August 2026) cover by Nick Robles
i started getting into dc (mostly supersons heh)
( Dick storming into the room )
Dick: I HATE EVERYTHING
Bruce: what happened this time
Dick: I entered a nightwing lookalike contest
Bruce: why ?
Dick: Roy bet me fifty dollars I would loose
Dick: and I did loos
Bruce:
Dick: TO JASON
Jason: ( cackling from the room next door )
Absolute Batman #20 - "The Straw Man" (2026)
written by Scott Snyder art by Nick Dragotta & Frank Martin
They went to grab some snacks for the sleepover :D
Absolute Superman #21 (DC, July 2026) variant cover by Marguerite Sauvage
Billy getting adopted by Batman is a category of fanfic that is missing a distinct “Billy arrive at the manor, Bruce is like dang why is his bag so heavy Mary and Freddy come tumbling out and Billy’s like were a joint package you get one you get all three and Bruce is just like dang more orphan kids I’ve hit the jackpot” and then they all live happily ever after the end.
Also all the people writing Danny phantom crossovers really need to learn about Kid Eternity.
@sufficientlylargen
#potatoes as FUCK#<- a tag I already had for some reason#I think every time I reblog something that involves potatoes I rediscover that I have this tag already
Okay, I got curious about this and trawled through that tag on your blog and found out that you have been commenting on the fact that Tumblr suggests the tag "potatoes as FUCK" for a while now...
December 19, 2024:
August 9, 2020:
Feb 27, 2018:
And, a few months shy of a decade ago now, June 21, 2015:
This can all be traced back to May 19 of 2015, when you reblogged...
💬 1 🔁 4 ❤️ 12 · potatoes as fuck indeed
potatoes as fuck.
Oh wow, in less than a month we'll reach a full decade of potatoes as FUCK.
Happy ten-year anniversary to potatoes as FUCK!
I WAS ON PINTEREST AND FOUND THIS IT FRICKING SENT ME DUDE
It's them again. I can't help myself.
Yeah, I love those damn white pants on Dick.
happy sunday everyoneee
Jason has tried to get rid of his white streak so many times. He hates it, he thinks he looks like a character out of one of Damian's manga books but eventually it grows on him but the thing he loves best about it? Answering the questions of people who ask why his hair is like that.
"Stress," he tells a gala attendee, "Yeah, watching my dad at one of these things, making sure he doesn't drown in the punch bowl or french kiss a reporter, it's a stressful job."
"I drank Zesti Cola and Mentos at the same time."
"I disrespected my elders and a ghost straight up bitch slapped me." he tells one of Dick's kids when he's babysitting.
"This is what happens when you wash your hair in Gotham without using treated water."
“I let Dick talk me into a ‘fun brother bonding spa day.’ Something in that hair mask that Donna cooked up was radioactive. I swear.”
“I got caught in a flashbang at close range. My hair saw the light before I did.”
“I got hit with a fear toxin variant. Apparently my hair panicked too.”
"My hair is what now?"
Another batfam sleepover
Black Adam and Captain Marvel dynamics are so funny to me bc they never stay as serious enemies but they always fight. Like I have to imagine that they are just fighting out of habit at this point, and they know this so they end up fighting for some stupid excuse to beat each other up. (like brothers). Who said that?
Adam, showing up just because he is bored: You are unworthy for the title of Champion so you mist fight me to prove yourself.
Billy, who knows that he is just bored: Ok ok, counteroffer. You leave me alone and I give you… a biscuit.
Adam, eye twitching: No.
Billy, annoying as hell: Fine, lets get serious… TWO biscuits.
Adam, now actually pissed: [punches him]
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Billy, pissed and angsty in a very 15-year-old manner but can’t do anything about it bc he has to be responsible as the Champion: [strolls up to Kahndaq very politely until he gets to Adam]
Adam: …
Billy: Bitch.
[petty slap fight ensues]
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And after most of these Billy bullies Adam into buying him food as Adam fills Billy in on the latest drama in Kahndaq via dramatic complaining