Fortune cookie advice

Hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.

[anxietyproblem]

[the-memedaddy]

[thebelchers]

[gayteenhipster]

So many great moments on Bob’s Burgers, this is one of the best. It’s my fav.

[juic3-world]

^^^^

[cooolasssluusshhh]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[thathighguy]

This is such a great show!!!!!

[memescomedy]

[yesterdaysprint]

Blah, Blah, Blah..

The Wichita Daily Eagle, Kansas, December 30, 1899

The Saint Paul Globe, Minnesota, March 2, 1905

The Tribune, Seymour, Indiana, July 13, 1909

The Atlanta Constitution, Georgia, May 13, 1912

The Evening Journal, Wilmington, Delaware, June 11, 1913

Woodson County Advocate, Yates Center, Kansas, August 6, 1915

The Guntersville Democrat, Alabama, June 22, 1921

Daily News, New York, New York, February 13, 1925

The Courier-Journal, Louisville, Kentucky, May 22, 1950

St. Mary and Franklin Banner-Tribune, Franklin, Louisiana, August 27, 1971

[thetyrannosaur]

yesterdaysprint snapped

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[emmamartschinke]

[davidlynch]

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) dir. Jim Sharman

[travalicious]

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[jackalovski]

As a Brit, I’d like to remind the world that we invented curry, it’s our unofficial national dish. We eat it more than anything else and you can go into any of our fish and chip shops and get curry all over your deep fat fried foods. That whole white people thing is just the USA. I think we exported all the people with no taste which might explain a lot.

[mermaidelephant]

As an Indian I can assure you that we’ve been eating curry since 2000 BCE so go take your colonialism elsewhere.

[aracniadragon]

Did this guy seriously try to claim curry is a British food?

[gethealthynotslim]

true story

[martinmourning]

Source?

[goawfma]

riri showing these companies how it’s done

[dankmemeuniversity]

[somecutething]

He was not pleased with his meal.

[princesstigerbelle]

Ooohmygawd... why am I laughing this much

@nicolfails

[off-brandhipster]

@just-remington

[husband]

I swear to fucking god

[husband]

YOU

[jehovahhthickness]

I really needed this. Omg

[sa2ha]

amazing

[catgirl-coven]

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