mcyts. give me your scripts. i can fix them

Aurum ~ it/they ~ adult ~ my username is mostly a joke ~ occasional analyst ~ unstable universe, ish's states, parkour + pvp civilization ~ https://archiveofourown.org/users/soleilaurum

[dead-minecraft-fandoms]

i am so sorry to everyone who posts yhs, team crafted, or skymedia content that have had to see “dead-minecraft-fandoms liked your post” in their notes

[dead-minecraft-fandoms]

or the pack. or redstoner. my sincerest apologies

[m1keville]

Some designs!!

[big-kipper]

again

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[utopians]

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

[visualbasicscript]

Honestly being a secret SchlattBur shipper feels like being in the closet, if I were to out myself i'd experience as much oppression and hatred as the LGBTQIA+ Community (Or even more).

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[mcytgenetics]

String identified:  t g a ct catt g t c t, t t ' c a c a at a t GTA+ C t ( ).

Closest match: Harmothoe impar genome assembly, chromosome: 17

Common name of family: Scale worm (H. impar lacks a common species name)

(image source)

[avo0930]

sometimes i feel sad when i have a good idea but i cant actually draw it as well as i imagine it in my head 😔 try hardeeerrrrrr

[sp1resong]

"do you prefer yaoi or yuri" well i like nothing. i like silence. just me. and the cold, empty cosm[Hears a twig crack] .

,Who gors there

[sp1resong]

?

[gothvince]

i talk about transitioning and all anyone ever says is "I hope you don't regret it" what if instead we said I hope you love it. I hope it's everything you ever wanted. I hope you live the rest of your life in utter bliss. etc etc.

[gothvince]

I hope you transition and I hope it's the best thing you ever did and I hope you never look back and I hope you finally feel comfortable in your own skin

[pnglove]

let’s get cozy with mama

[weirdpngs]

Baby need smoko

[c1metz01]

Goodbye, Hummer.

Rush art

[bowenoke]

i think the next mcyt who decides to stop producing videos should ask wifies to write their retirement video/tragic creepypasta-esque disappearance. could you imagine if hummer and wifies in the search for the leviathan were 2 real youtubers who were active in the minecraft youtube sphere but not the creepypasta one and then they just. never posted another video. or if averythemayo + d3rlord3 were real channels and when you asked Avery about derek he pretended to have no idea what you were talking about? i just think there's a real opportunity for innovation in the youtube retirement space

[heartseeker]

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

[heartseeker]

polite bubby.png

[rickybabyboy]

ohhhhhh bubby from orange cats

[jaspertjunk]

Hi sorry I saw a transparent jpeg and immediately put your cat in a situation hope that's cool

[heartseeker]

WHATS HE DOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[i-give-animals-cigarettes]

havin a smoke

[helloer]

i will forever treasure this omegle interaction

[deltaruminations]

👩‍🔬alphys

ohy my god im on the most annoying users poll wtf im going to throw up

#i knew it. everyone hates me #im gonna win by like a million votes and be crowned official garbage princess of undernet #i hate it here

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💪strongfish91

IF ANY OF YOU VOTES 👩‍🔬alphys IN THAT STUPID POLL I’M GOING TO WHUP YOUR ASS!!!!!! NGAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

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💀coolskeleton95 🔁 😈 mostannoyingundernetuser-poll Follow

Most annoying UnderNet user: ROUND 1

alphys vs. mtt-official

alphys……………………………………………………█ 2%

mtt-official………████████████ 98%

Results from 10,069 votes | Poll ends in 4 hours, 20 minutes

#WOW!!! MY FRIEND ALPHYS IS ON A POLE!!! #VOTE FOR MY GREAT FRIEND ALPHYS!!!

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🤖mtt-official ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

anonymous asked mtt-official:

oh… you’re on the most annoying undernet users poll… oh no… and i voted for you… i’m sorry…………………

OF COURSE I AM, DARLING. I NOMINATED MYSELF, AFTER ALL. I TRUST MY ADORING FANS KNOW HOW THEY SHOULD VOTE.

(FOR ME. METTATON.)

#MTT fanmail 💌

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💪strongfish91

💀coolskeleton95 DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK! DELETE THAT

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👩‍🔬alphys

…ok but is Mettaton seriously winning? i mean i guess im glad no one thinks im THAT annoying but. really? i cant even win at an UNpopularity contest???

#undernet users really will see a post that says ‘mettaton’ and black out #no one here knows how to seed a bracket

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💀coolskeleton95 🔁 👩‍🔬alphys

…ok but is Mettaton seriously winning? i mean i guess im glad no one thinks im THAT annoying but. really? i cant even win at an UNpopularity contest???

DON’T WORRY, ALPHYS!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!! YOU’RE EASILY THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON I’VE EVER MET!!! IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!

#I DID VOTE FOR METTATON THOUGH… #SORRY! I SEE THAT SEXY RECTANGLE AND IT’S LIKE I JUST BLACK OUT!

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💪strongfish91

💀coolskeleton95 PAPYRUS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

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[kingcatnine]

proposal to replace the common usage of "chud" with "chump" so as to not throw around a word that means facist... it is better to have a chump son than a chud son but it still conveys the fact that he is a loser and you don't like him very much

[kingcatnine]

like if you're looking for a word with a similar mouthfeel and loserly connotations you can slot into place where you or others have been using chud in a playful manner i think chump is just the ticket. fuck my chimp life okay my typo has spawned a beautiful new opportunity what is a chimp life and why wouldn't someone like to have one

[macbethheadband]

google search job ideas for failures