mcyts. give me your scripts. i can fix them

Aurum ~ it/they ~ adult ~ my username is mostly a joke ~ occasional analyst ~ unstable universe, ish's states, parkour + pvp civilization ~ https://archiveofourown.org/users/soleilaurum

[dead-minecraft-fandoms]

i am so sorry to everyone who posts yhs, team crafted, or skymedia content that have had to see “dead-minecraft-fandoms liked your post” in their notes

[dead-minecraft-fandoms]

or the pack. or redstoner. my sincerest apologies

[mangonetics]

"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen

[valokuvapaivakirja]

[valokuvapaivakirja]

Since this very very much in progress fish plate has gotten some surprising fame, I would like to ask you a small favor:

How should I finish this? Which fish is obviously missing? Help me fishblr!

[valokuvapaivakirja]

Dear comrades, I would like to inform you:

THE FISH PLATE IS READY!

[anarchopuppy]

I, a hearing person who likes subtitles just as a preference, shouldn't have to read a subtitle that's obvious nonsense, go back a couple seconds, and listen again in order to figure out what's going on. An accessibility feature should not be the most half-assed part of a professionally made production. Scripted media has absolutely no excuse for not having subtitles or having subtitles that aren't perfectly verbatim. Professional captioning services should be ashamed of the shoddy work that they put out. Captions should be treated as a part of the production, just like filming, editing, audio balancing, etc - and anything that releases with missing or bad captions should be seen as unfinished

[notbop]

in collapsing age civilization, nobody jumps for the bronze

[antiquesintheattic]

[m1keville]

Some designs!!

[big-kipper]

again

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[utopians]

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

[visualbasicscript]

Honestly being a secret SchlattBur shipper feels like being in the closet, if I were to out myself i'd experience as much oppression and hatred as the LGBTQIA+ Community (Or even more).

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[mcytgenetics]

String identified:  t g a ct catt g t c t, t t ' c a c a at a t GTA+ C t ( ).

Closest match: Harmothoe impar genome assembly, chromosome: 17

Common name of family: Scale worm (H. impar lacks a common species name)

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[avo0930]

sometimes i feel sad when i have a good idea but i cant actually draw it as well as i imagine it in my head 😔 try hardeeerrrrrr

[sp1resong]

"do you prefer yaoi or yuri" well i like nothing. i like silence. just me. and the cold, empty cosm[Hears a twig crack] .

,Who gors there

[sp1resong]

?

[gothvince]

i talk about transitioning and all anyone ever says is "I hope you don't regret it" what if instead we said I hope you love it. I hope it's everything you ever wanted. I hope you live the rest of your life in utter bliss. etc etc.

[gothvince]

I hope you transition and I hope it's the best thing you ever did and I hope you never look back and I hope you finally feel comfortable in your own skin

[pnglove]

let’s get cozy with mama

[weirdpngs]

Baby need smoko

[c1metz01]

Goodbye, Hummer.

Rush art

[bowenoke]

i think the next mcyt who decides to stop producing videos should ask wifies to write their retirement video/tragic creepypasta-esque disappearance. could you imagine if hummer and wifies in the search for the leviathan were 2 real youtubers who were active in the minecraft youtube sphere but not the creepypasta one and then they just. never posted another video. or if averythemayo + d3rlord3 were real channels and when you asked Avery about derek he pretended to have no idea what you were talking about? i just think there's a real opportunity for innovation in the youtube retirement space