mcyts. give me your scripts. i can fix them

Aurum ~ it/they ~ adult ~ my username is mostly a joke ~ occasional analyst ~ unstable universe, ish's states, parkour + pvp civilization ~ https://archiveofourown.org/users/soleilaurum

[dead-minecraft-fandoms]

i am so sorry to everyone who posts yhs, team crafted, or skymedia content that have had to see “dead-minecraft-fandoms liked your post” in their notes

[dead-minecraft-fandoms]

or the pack. or redstoner. my sincerest apologies

[stxrringsky]

catch the reference

[creepymutelilbugger]

wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?

i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .

[shovelwareyaoi]

[orxinus]

collab with @soiers (he drew wifies!)

my Hummer design 💚💙 design breakdown below cut

Hummer comes out to Wifies real

[wizardsexmachine]

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[fairycosmos]

soooo if youre not supposed to look back in anger how the fuck are you supposed to look back

[claredelun3e]

I had to 😅

[inthesensethat]

[angry-roomba-army]

what if the leviathan wanted to be found. what if the leviathan was lonely. what if the leviathan created hummer out of its sheer desire to be seen. what if the leviathan was so excited to find someone who actually believed that it was real. literally giving to you the exact instructions on how to meet it. because it's just so lonely. hello. hello. can anyone hear me. it's so cold

[daredevil-vagabond]

I am the soft stars that shine at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry; I am not there. I did not die.

[sharkfiinn]

i wonder how long carl knew before grace did

[romanceyourdemons]

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this

[shipsandtea]

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

(image source)

[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[my-dailydreams]