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[sympolite]

nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:

[epidaleacalamita]

[busiest]

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

[gayontv]

do you ever just realise you’re already an adult and you have no money

[birlinterrupted]

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

[oginochihiro]

oh cool some new astronomy news whats good astro-

oh no

[voidedmuffin]

oh no

[kadzhi]

“A huge but profoundly damaged galaxy”

OH NO

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

[sapphireswimming]

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

[toastbutteregg]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[valtsv]

[animal-factbook]

when your whole crew is looking fresh af

[ebeth]

a whole bus full of party boys

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M

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I

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N

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[andromedako]

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R

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A

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B

[ice-block]

Correct

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[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS UPSETTING

[dimespin]

An old friend with a new coat of paint

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[1dietcokeinacan]

This is wat ur mcm sounds like..

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

hey everyone i just want to say that the grey texts in the screencap are from my girlfriend and she is like, a legit astrophysicist, and i wasnt getting like mansplained to or anything! i just like to tease her by saying off the wall stupid stuff, we both think its really funny

this screencap below that got a lot of notes is also from a conversation with me and her

[kaijuno]