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DO YOU UNDERSTAND. francesca lover's punishment was forever being caught up in a storm, unable to control his body just as he was unable to control his lust. but he loved her so much this was not a punishment at all. he'd tell them "put me back in it" HE WOULD DO IT AGAIN
this interview is like a year old but
Can we talk about Bo Burnham for a sec? The guy is straight and started out his career by releasing a fucking gay joke song in 2006 while managing to not be homophobic in the slightest, the song is still adored by The Gays. The song you'd expect to be full of stereotypes, to be a caricature of gay people, is actually low-key a caricature of toxic masculinity and/or the concept of being repressed and in denial, in a way that is actually funny and relatable to actual queer people. Since then he has not only continued making gay jokes without being homophobic, but took it upon himself to create comedy songs constantly defending minorities he's not even a part of, low-key standing up against racism and sexism (to the question of whether or not he considers himself a feminist he answered that it's not his place to decide whether he is or not, which makes him just that much more awesome), as well as homophobia. He wrote a song openly and viciously mocking Straight White Men⢠as an actual straight white man. And his songs about social problems in general? He has called out his own industry (both music and comedy ones) on multiple occasions. His existential songs? His mental health songs? The dude had severe anxiety, had panic attacks ON STAGE and just carried on with the shows??? Left comedy to work on his mental health?? Found out a big part of his audience consisted of teenage girls and instead of looking down on them, he went "Holy shit they get me and they need to be heard" AND DECIDED TO MAKE A FUCKING MOVIE ABOUT TEENAGERS??? About real teenagers, and not all that fancy melodrama shit where everyone is a stereotype and everyone is perfect?? HE ASKED FOR HELP FROM ACTUAL TEENAGER BECAUSE HE SAID THAT HE'S NOT QUALIFIED TO WRITE ABOUT "REAL TEENAGERS", SINCE HE ISN'T ONE??????
Fucking legend tbh
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my things for shinobi at the good omens holiday exchange last year yooo
i noticed she was fond of rose so i tried to include her!! but then i forgot she probably never encountered the weeping angels lol⌠my excuse is that itâs doctor who so like⌠what! continuity??! hahahaha (cries)
*sees this post* Oh haha I get it, Good Omens and DW crossover bc of David Tennant- *looks at the timestamp and realizes this post is SIX goddamn years old*  âŚA- Agnes, is that you?
I was just thinking about this! Gosh, I remember this from DeviantArt⌠in, like, 2013⌠Still absolutely wonderful.
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this is officially the best response to this video ive gotten
me, 11 chapters deep in a 25 chapter slowburn fic at 2 am, eyes burning and the phone keeps slipping out of my fingers:
My Endgame reactions as told in gifs (gif credit to @hasan-minhaj)
Endgame: *kills Nat*
Me:
Endgame: *gives no Steve/Bucky battlefield reunion*
Me:
Endgame: *sends Steve back to the past forever*
Me:
Russos & M&M: *canât agree on any plot points but can agree that Bucky is âdangerousâ and âdamagedâ*
Me:
Marvel: *rereleases Endgame with nothing new besides a stupid unfinished Hulk scene, still doesnât overtake Avatar*
Me:
the only time crowley & aziraphale tried to venture to america was in 1912 but they never made itÂ
aziraphale, sitting on a chunk of ice: you said it was UNSINKABLE
crowley: well obviously i was wrong WASNâT I?Â
aziraphale: you said, âonly God herself could sink this ship!!!â you SAID that!
crowley: oh, am I now the one who has to make the inquiries upstairs too?!?!?
Fic authors deserve more credit.
Story time: I started a book about 23 hours ago and just finished it. Also in that time I slept for 10 hours, spent time with family, was at work, etc. Anyway, I enjoyed the book (Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda). But it felt like it flew by, so after I finished I looked up the word count because what are pages? Pages are meaningless. I only function in word counts anymore.
The estimate I found was 58,580. My immediate reaction was âoh, thatâs why. Thatâs nothing!â But what a shitty response. Because no. Thatâs not nothing. Thatâs a whole. Damn. Book. An entire novel! And Fic authors regularly bust out 30k, 50k, 100k, 150k words. AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE. WHILE WORKING AND LIVING THEIR LIVES.
So anyway, thank your favorite fic author today because they deserve it. Because theyâre amazing. Theyâre the MVPs.
Some rough word count equivalencies for you, via famous novels, just to give you an idea of what OP is saying:
30k fic = Animal Farm by George Orwell
50k fic = The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
75k fic = Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger
100k fic = To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
150k fic = The Two Towers by JRR Tolkien
200k fic = Moby Dick by Herman Melville
250k fic = Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by JK Rowling
300k fic = A Feast for Crows by George RR Martin
350k fic = Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry
400k fic = Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
I WROTE SOMETHING AS LONG AS MOBY DICK AND I DIDNâT EVEN KNOW
I canât believe Iâve surpassed Animal Farm.
Holy shit.
This is awesome. With that said, huge appreciation also to fic writers who write shorter fics - 10k, 5k, 1k, 500 words. Because yeah, huge long fics get a lot of love, and a lot of labour goes into them, but the same is true for tiny fics as well. Not everyone is banging out huge great novels, but little ficlets are fantastic and still bring readers a ton of joy.
So if youâre feeling a bit downcast because you canât write that 50 chapter epic or your latest WIP is âonlyâ 2k and it still took you ages - thatâs amazing. Seriously. Not everyone is naturally wordy or prolific. And you can say a ton with just a few hundred or thousand words.
Props to short fic creators - you guys are awesome.
The moment I realized that in the average year, I write and post enough fanfic to equal a novel that falls between To Kill A Mockingbird and The Two Towers was a HUGE moment for me. Iâve only posted one thing that passed thirty thousand words ever in my ~career~, but it all adds up.Â
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Oof. Yes, just combine Hamilton lyrics with Tonyâs death, why donât you? Why not rip out my heart while youâre at it? I didnât ask for this emotional sucker-punch, you know!
(But seriouslyâŚitâs so good! The comparison is brilliant, and itâs going to make Hamilton even more emotional the next time I listen to it).
Michael Sheen: No one except those from Wales can pronounce thisÂ
David Tennant: Hold my whiskyÂ
The more romantic idea is that Crowley & Aziraphale know each other so well that they can mimic the other near-perfectly right off the bat. The funnier idea is that they have to spend hours practicing and critiquing each other's performances first.
hold your hands upon my head, til I breathe my last breath
So especially since reading The Song of Achilles Iâve been thinking a lot about Captain Americaâs Steve Rogers and James Buchanan Barnes and how they fit into this archetypal pattern of companions-maybe-lovers who fought and died in the epic sagas of their day.
Because honestly, the hero who headed to battle, witnessed the fall of his beloved best friend-rumored-lover, went half mad with grief and then followed them into death shortly after? Thatâs Achilles and Patroclus, thatâs Alexander the Great and Hephaestion, and stretching even farther back you could make a connection to Hercules and his lovers, to Gilgamesh and Enkidu, to probably a dozen others Iâm not well-read enough to know - mythic or historical figures whose stories have since become the stuff of legend.
Like I basically made this image half a decade ago as part of a half-joking Reverse Big Bang Prompt but -
Achilles, the golden warrior who chose glory over long life, who withdrew from the war to nurse his injured pride and whose armor and weapons Patroclus bore to bring their men to victory in his stead. Patroclus dies doing this, and Achilles loses himself in grief - crying, tearing his hair, keeping his belovedâs body beside him until he re-enters the war in a fury to slay Hector and mutilate the manâs body in revenge, eventually laying the manâs body at Patroclusâs feet.
And Steve Rogers, aside from the golden hair and famed leadership and godly physique, is nothing like Achilles - kinder, not glory-obsessed, never a fraction as selfish. But, while you could follow these threads through plenty of modern action stories, thereâs something properly myth making about Bucky picking up Steveâs shield moments before his own death, and about Steve I donât want to kill anyone Rogers saying I wonât stop until all of Hydra is dead or captured and how many paid the price before you [noticed]? SHIELD, HYDRA, it all goes.
And Alexander, one of the greatest generals time has ever seen, and one of its youngest conquerors, who held much of the known world under his thumb before he was thirty, couldnât ever be a direct parallel to Steve in personality. It would be ludicrous to imagine Steve Rogers as conquering the world for conqueringâs sake or being a willing symbol of imperialism, prone to rages and fancying himself part-Godly.
But they were both of them charismatic commanders beloved by their men, who flourished in war until their childhood friend perished, and then mourned horribly until they died themselves shortly after.
And Iâm not saying that fucking comic books about World War II are the modern version of the Illiad - Homer would roll in his grave, and I can imagine my classics-and-history-loving grandma covering her eyes in pain at the mere thought, but - arenât they, sort of? The heroes that kids grow up reading about, idolizing, trying to mimic? The stories about childhood friends who marched east to war and died there, who became immortalized on paper for the next generation to look up to?
I guess where Iâm trying to go with this is that thereâs a thousand reasons certain pairings become popular, but âhero and best friendâ is a classic archetype of history and literature that people have been reading homoromantic subtext into for the last four thousand years.
So like @marvelentertainment just #makethembiyoucowards?
no gif will do this justice
this is officially the best response to this video ive gotten
when i lose this baby fat on my face then u will realize
