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possible-streetwear

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Lake in the morning mist by M Miroslav

gildedautumnvelvet

By coldoctober

doohans

married otters<3

maulgoths

you know what F*CK gender norms

i’m going to jupiter to get more stupider

takemetosnurch

*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider

maulgoths

ad-mira-tion

i was checking out who was on my blog and

whY

ARE YOU

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN

ad-mira-tion

i have been informed that this is hawaii

lightspeedsound

This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful

porterr-robinson

hurleyquinnzel

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

hurleyquinnzel

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

christopher-bryant

by fall out boy

hurleyquinnzel

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

hephs-thighs

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

tlematimun

by panic! at the disco

bambi-zeppeli

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED TAMPONS. THATS LIKE BEING GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED NAPKINS, OR CLEAN SHEETS, OR CLEAN UNDERWEAR. LIKE OMG ITS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. ITS CLEAN. TAMPONS EXIST WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED OR HIDE THEM. ugh

wittyandcharming

Once I had an unopened box of tampons in plain view and my stepdad acted like that was some huge breach of social etiquette. I asked why on earth he was acting so weird about it, and he said, “Well you wouldn’t want me leaving a box of condoms lying around would you?”

Okay first of all, that you’re even implying that tampons and condoms are comparable items is fucking stupid since condoms are used for sex and tampons are used to like, you know, not bleed all the fuck over ourselves during this biological function none of us can stop. So that begs the question of why the fuck you’re sexualizing periods or items required to live hygienically during one, wherein the answer is that you believe vaginas are inherently sexual and only exist as something to stick your dick in. Because me leaving an unopened box of tampons in view is literally the same thing as leaving a stick of deodorant or a bar of fucking soap out on the counter if you’re considering them by their function. But God forbid I remind you vaginas exist in neutral everyday circumstances and that they don’t just manifest when you wanna fuck one.