british ppl be like……today is chewsday
American ppl be like…….is a school a shooting range
this is exactly why nobody likes y’all

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@dearmindyoumustobeyme
british ppl be like……today is chewsday
American ppl be like…….is a school a shooting range
this is exactly why nobody likes y’all
Airports are fucking weird. Like I’m dressed like it’s ‘95 drinking wine and there’s a dude in a three pieced suit next to me, someone in pajamas, someone who looks like they’re going to the gym after this, and like a million button up shirts.
Update. I’m hammered.
Second update: I’m sober now but very fucking tired and in a different airport.
Additionally: I have no idea where the fuck I am
Important information: I’m fairly sure Douglas Adams was just fucking paged??? What the hell???
Have you checked if you’re alive?
Buddy I haven’t cared about blood pumping through my veins since 1920. You just gotta move on and do your own thing.
So you’re saying there’s a chance you’re tumblring your ‘airport’ adventures from the afterlife?
im saying it doesnt matter because i have access to the internet
This entire thread is a big ass mood
*makes a phone call*
*walks around in circles*
Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.
Fucking stupid ass brain
would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?
his day now
i love how you guys talk shit about cartoon style and animation but what the fuck is with this phineas and ferb obsession, The Ugliest Childrens Show Ever Animated.
Fun fact: In one interview the creators mentioned that one reason everyone’s heads are shaped like really recognizable shapes (Candace is the letter p, Phineas is obviously just a triangle) is so its way easier for younger kids to draw them. Not being able to to draw your favorite characters when you’re little can be really frustrating and kind of put you off drawing all together.
It has arrived!
I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me
I’m done being mean
so proud of you
Hey tumblr user rocketrandom66
yeah? :)
Avengers Stunt Doubles
i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this
what do i do
he is here….
i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does
Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live
hey what the fuck
Stop being afraid to live deliciously
anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity
My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”
That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn
i’m screaming
I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.
Yall are missing the best fucking part
Real friends help their friends upgrade their sex lives
“Never trust a hug. It’s just a way to hide your face.”
idk i’m just sick of ppl acting like showing graphic scenes of rape and suicide in tv shows is the best way of bringing awareness bc of how ‘realistic’ those scenes are
like there are loads of films and tv shows that don’t show rape but are still able to show how something like that can affect the victims life idk why ppl act like it’s impossible
favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making their characters’ rivalry seem more authentic. but it completely backfired, since instead of getting angry or competitive, natalie and mila would just congratulate each other on doing such good work.
Directors who do stuff like this are pieces of shit
What men think women are like verses what women are actually like