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moss // 30 // he/they // i think french fries are rad

[jujumighty]

Buh listening ouuh hiiii ou

[pnglove]

STAINED GLASS LAMPS ♡˚₊⟡‧₊

[cherubg1rl]

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

[asunderstrike]

(Vomits random Danny Phantom art before scampering off back into the hiatus abyss)

[maryfitzroy]

Have you seen Gracie? Officials in Texas search for missing giraffe

Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.

im crying dude

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

[fandomsandfeminism]

To answer some common questions in the tags:

1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)

2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.

3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.

[nochd]

What's sending me is the "described as having rounded ears", as if to distinguish her from other stray giraffes that concerned neighbours might encounter.

[captaindibbzy]

I mean given Texas apparently has no exotic animal regulation the fact you might encounter another stray giraffe is low, but not zero.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[gardenstateofmind]

new favorite tumblr ad

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[godisafujoshi]

😩 i cant deal with this dawg

[allpiesforourown]

So you don't have to Google everything like I did

[trickstertime]

Wh-why is the crotch of the illustrative drawing censored???

[fishiest-fish]

touching my penis for good luck

[emily84]

you kid, but it *is* quite literally touching your balls, not for good luck but to ward off jinxes. like, someone will mention illness or something tragic that might happen, and men will automatically touch their balls out of superstition

[tilthat]

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

[justthesource]

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

[mangonetics]

you could just do shit back then

[pyomorphic]

texas is still like this

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[snowriddenwolf]

[tutti-durruti]

[iggykoopa666]

[great-and-small]

shut up you pretentious millenial everyone knows about grasshopper mouse

god I love Tumblr you just don’t get hate mail like this on other websites

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[glowcowboy]

[said with such intense autotune that i can barely be understood] my head hurts

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[myaatwins]

here’s this while i’m still processing the movie

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[iwishiwasonfire]