Ali Marie

ESFP. Zero fucks given. Supernatural is life. I have a HUGE crush on Dean. I love owls and pit bulls. 12 tattoos. female. I hope all of you are having a lovely day. Snapchat/Instagram:lil_red_sniper

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

[dreaming-jaybird]

release the catrchckern 

[thatonediabeticbitch-deactivate]

You forgot KATHARINE HELLO

[gluten-free-pussy]

Let me tell you what happened to me an hour ago:

So I’m at the bus terminal and this guy (who’d been following me and hovering over me for 10 minutes) comes up to me and says “hey beautiful. Can I talk to you?” So I said “no thank you.” He goes “I just want to speak to you, though.” And I said “yeah I know that and I’m not interested in talking to a strange man at a bus terminal. Please leave me alone.” So he stands there watching me. Finally he says “listen, there’s no need to be difficult. I approached you politely like a gentleman so I don’t see why you’re saying no. Now just let me speak to you.” I said “nobody’s being difficult my guy. You asked a question, I gave an answer so we’re done.” Then he says “yeah but the answer you gave me made no sense. Why don’t you want to talk to me? You don’t know what kind of person I am. You’re judging me before you know me. You’re being ignorant and prejudiced so”- Just then this other guy who’d been sitting close to me said “my nigga shut the fuck up! I saw you following her and stalking her like a fucking animal or some shit, like you didn’t think she didn’t notice? She’s probably scared of your predatory ass and I don’t blame her. Mans need to understand you don’t follow girls and shit. That shits corny.” So the guy goes “yo, mind your fucking business.” And the other dude says “nah because I see you harassing this girl and as a man this becomes my business. You thinking you were polite doesn’t mean a girl has to speak to you. Be nice because you’re nice, don’t use that please and thank you shit and think somebody has to speak to you. You’re not a “gentleman if you don’t respect her. Take the L and go catch your bus you fucking creep.” So the guy starts swearing and then walks away. The guy who’d defended me is like “you okay tho? Like real talk I don’t really like men because of shit like that. They’re fucking predators man. I do what I can when I’m able to for women because you don’t deserve to be hunted.”

This is literally how you do it.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[toomanyfandomstocountcx]

The ides of March have come

[agentpeggiecarter]

Fear the ides of march

[stargates-deactivated20150803]

[caringintensely]

Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

[telep0rt]

This is the best representation of something I have been trying to explain to people for years!!!! Saving this to my phone so I can routinely pull it out when I need. 

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[alexexotic]

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

[difficultsuggestions]

You aren’t a bad person for not being able to form relationships or connections with people easily

[jupitersmusings]

i want this on my grave

[captoring]

yes

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

it was the moon the entire time

[firebendxr]

[vantwinblade]

https://theopporeport.com/2016/12/02/the-bannon-files-divorce-records-reveal-marital-discord-and-questionable-parenting/

This is a hard read. Bannon is a fucking monster.

[meckamecha]

Worse than beating his wife and making their kids stop going to a school that allows jewish students?

Because like, that’s a pretty high bar to top.

[daggers-drawn]

I think those are both included in the file.

This is 100% what I meant when I said “Fascists are just a party of organized abusers”. The logic of fascism is the logic of an abuser.

[madcapzest]

^^^^holy fuck, that last comment though

[kyraneko]

“That never happened.” “You need me.” “I know what’s best for you.” “You’re overreacting.” “You’re too sensitive.” “What do you expect, acting like that?” “You’re being alarmist.” “I’ll respect you when you’ve earned it.” Lies. Temper tantrums. Ever-shifting goalposts. Dropped promises. Testing boundaries. Accusations of betrayal. Demands for personal loyalty. Scapegoating. Isolation. Projection. Mockery of emotions. Dismissal of suffering. Elaborate justifications. Consolidation and enforcement of power. Threats. Displays of power. Intimidation.

Abuse and fascism work the same way.

[sushinfood]

DISGUSTING!

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

once upon a time young young teenage me used to write fan fiction like my life depended on it, new fics every week and I had no idea there was someone out there printing out my fics and putting them in a box to read when they needed something to cheer them up

anyways fast forward to 20 year old me on my third date with Emily and she mentions offhand that she’s got this box of fic she printed out and saved

it’s a few months later after that and she shows me one of the fics in the box and holy shit that’s my garbage fic from so long ago

anyways my point is life is a fucking trip my dude

[maglorsgap-deactivated20170817]

i still remember when we found this out. i don’t think either of us stopped yelling for hours

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

look it’s been eight years and I’m still like LMAO I MARRIED A FAN

[mc-dude]

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever read in my whole life

[faithinhumanityr]

[occupy-democrats]

Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.

[mstar1960]

I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.

[occupy-democrats]

Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this.

[doomy]

[jibany-deactivated20200526]

[marisatomay]

a modern maginot line

[buzzfeed]

This Guy Had A Bob Ross Birthday Party And People Are Inspired

[bedbish]

Smart

[unshrink]

i laughed so hard i farted

[mishasminions]

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE “YOU LITTLE SHIT” IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

[waterboarding-deactivated201705]

I just taught my nephew that “boner” used to mean “mistake.” I gave the example, “That’s quite a little boner you’ve got there.” He’s still laughing.

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[chefpyro]

what is it with old comics and words that now mean penis

[ok-dingo]

the last one’s fake as hell but I’m pretty sure the boner thing really was real