mmm... dirt :)

ding ding ding dingaringading

[garouma]

十月頭

[angelicguy]

its funny that a lot of conservative cultural sticking points right now are just slightly more advanced versions of what they believed as somewhat dull children, like "teachers are evil actually" and "vegetables are poison"

[shamebats]

"doctors are evil because they try to make me get my vaccines"

"making me wash my hands and wear things that will protect me from getting sick is tyranny"

"actually I should be allowed to bully people for being different as much as I want without consequences"

You're on to something...

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Nissan Harlecube, 2009. A special edition of the third edition Cube

[fantastic-car-mods-daily]

FUCK. YES. this is what im fucking TALKING about

[cat-mermaid]

fucking yes

[anarchistmemedistro]

bro is trying SO hard not to let a smile slip

[sarahconnorjr]

I saw him interviewed and the reporter asked why he thought people were willing to pitch in so much money and he tried not to smile then said something to the effect of, "companies use money to exercise free speech, maybe people are trying to do the same."

[yorickesque-deactivated20220501]

target has been identified as a sensitive white boy with soulful eyes and artistic inclinations. engage with extreme caution

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Now do Safeway and Walmart

[pansyfemme]

if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane

[pansyfemme]

meanwhile all the far right commentary catboy youtube channels would have videos titled ‘HAS “MALE CALICO” ACCEPTANCE GONE TOO FAR?’ with the thumbnail of some random calico catboy who was shown in 0.001 second of a popular clothing brand’s pride month ad

[pansyfemme]

there would be a whole other discourse over why we should stop talking about calico catboys when no one knows the struggle of transitioning from a girl orange cat (cute) to a male orange cat (stupid)

[thelooniemoonie]

[quasi-normalcy]

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

[autumngracy]

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

[plateauofmemories]

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

[gothiccharmschool]

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

[dee-the-red-witch]

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

[saint-batrick]

MA'AM.

[tashaste-too]

[something, something] … practicing safe sucks.

[quasi-normalcy]

Okay, yeah, I'll reblog that

[thememedaddy]

[earlsjustwannahavefun]

Every kitten I foster is attracted to this random brick I use to hold the pee pads under the litter box in place

[earlsjustwannahavefun]

Another one

[earlsjustwannahavefun]

Throwback to Tuna from my last round of fosters enjoying The Brick

[earlsjustwannahavefun]

Bricks can also be pillows, I guess

Ergonomic. Comfy. It's not like there are 4 beds she could sleep on in this room.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[animentality]

[teaboot]

What's your thoughts on vegan zombies?

I mean like. The abrupt, tragic loss of one's individual identity, memory, and morality, replaced only by hunger, is kind of like. The principal thing about zombies. In my opinion

[teaboot]

fUCK

[tusseninbovenop]

Xu Zhen - Hello 

[grubarchived]

i think it is important to note that she moves to face you. here is a video

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]