I COME COMPLETE AND INVINCIBLE

🐇, 26, they/them vi/vir

[dogpuppy]

[rexalogy]

[primordialcell]

i feel like scary standing water and i want to feel like a river or at least a creek

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[blemgoid]

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

[frownyalfred]

why do you like Batman, a serial abuser who picks murders over his own kids and beats them half to death? why would you choose to woobie him out of everyone in the family?

Scorpio solidarity 💪

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[northirish]

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

[knitwit3-reanimated20350606]

Driving in Boston is so funny because the street names are so old they make no sense now! There’s no river on river street, no beach on beach street, no school on school street, no market on market street, no quarter on quarter street, no hope on hope street, no mercy on mercy street, and no escape on any street at all

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[elliespectacular]

[yoda voice] seven, six.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[shadeslayer]

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

[bannertanks]

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[phantomofthehoepera]

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life