[avoidantproblem]

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

[wildwood-faun]

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

[princeheathen]

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[whorderofthepheonix]

I tried to scroll past twice and I couldn’t. Fuck this website man.

[meet-mr-smith]

Why I reblog this every time

[addictivekisses]

Every time 😂😭

[thequotejournals]

It is so much safer not to feel, not to let the world touch me.

Sylvia Plath (via thequotejournals)

[karpetshark]

i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

men always act like I’m so mean to them but actually they just always expect women to pretend to like them which is something I have stopped doing

[thetwopieceproject]

Make it happen. Shock everyone.

(via rosewoodmoon)

[calmariadealma]

[sunthetika]

When a person tells you you hurt them, you don’t get to decide you didn’t.

Louis C.K. (via famousdelrey)

[meeohchan]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[transparent-galaxy]

[thanzaghours]

this is the most important thing that has ever happened 

[thecutestofthecute]

IT HAS BEEN GIFFED 

[thecommonchick]

Why are middle school girls skipping the awkward stage & going straight to pretty? No no, you get braces & wear blue eyeshadow. Do your time.

[with-practice]

[11-11-1992]

Is that FKA?

[jaelenrice]

Yes it is <3

[11-11-1992]

That’s a talented and beautiful woman

[so-debtacular-deactivated202501]

How does she not trip in those pants and heels??

[11-11-1992]

Because she cold with it lol she moving like she wearing flats

[transparent-galaxy]

[xyprogramming]

Baby elephants suck their trunks similar to how baby humans suck their thumbs. 

[alizena]

[lotrlocked]

NEVER FORGET HIGHLIGHT OF 2014

[ittybittymanatee]

I wish it was filmed