women are my favorite guy

☁️ they/she/he ☁️ 20s ☁️ multifandom but mostly tolkien stuff ☁️ not a native english speaker ☁️ icon by @hgstuff ☁️

[nomothsonmars]

hobbiton for my housemates birthday

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[lioncourtz]

Lestat's possession confirmed, et cetera x

[wormothythejester]

⚠️DISCLAIMER⚠️: LESTAT DE LIONCOURT IS ALIVE & WELL INSIDE SAM REID. THIS IS A CONSENTUAL POSSESSION IN WHICH THE SPIRIT OF THE VAMPIRE LESTAT TAKES UP RESIDENCE INSIDE SAM'S BODY. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE DIVA HAIR FLIPS, SEXY HIP THRUSTS, BLUE STEEL FROM ZOOLANDER, THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL, A PLETHORA OF ANGRY EXES, AND THE TENDENCY TO EXAGGERATE TO INFLATE ONE'S EGO.

[bagofbonesmp3]

was anyone else named Lestat or just him

[stumblngrumbl]

well there's this guy

[houndmother]

honestly the word microagression is like

[houndmother]

so like, my brother used to be really against the phrase trigger warning, in a very like 4 chan kind of way (well actually he was on 8chan but thats. neither here nor there) and then one day i stopped him and i took 45 seconds to explain what a trigger warning actually is and he was like Oh… well that sounds like a good thing……  and I feel like the same thing happens to micro aggression a lot where it’s like. People react to what they think it means based on vibes and have this rly bad reaction bc like. theyre like oh it was a microaggression? youre mad at a paper cut? youre mad someone didnt say thank you? like they assume its the same as like. being passive aggressive. or whatever. rather than understanding it as what it is which is. you know. the constant sandpapering of daily life as a marginalized person

[peach-pot]

recently saw a comment section full of people, primarily women, talking about loving living with their best friend and being sad about having to live separately one day. some people talking about missing living with their best friend, some talking about “getting” to live with their best friend “until” they find partners. saw one person mention that moving out to move in with a partner felt like a divorce. it makes me so genuinely sad… all these people recognizing the joy they can find living outside the norm, letting themself live with a friend instead of a romantic partner, but still feeling like they have to live with a spouse eventually. like it’s not even a decision, just an inevitability.

[stephexmachina]

fake "secret third thing" enjoyers when the secret third thing isn't romantic not even a little:

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[tigirl-and-co]

[duckbunny]

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

[tarragonthedragon]

i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong

[duckbunny]

the plant that makes you grow extra legs

[jururenu]

Frodo

[riverlarking]

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[roundaboutnow]

Shoes by Van Gogh always takes my breath away

i dont know much about him, or art as a whole really, but this whole collection is neat. looks like it provides some context for each of the paintings/drawings too!

[alicent-florent]

The Testaments S01E10 "Secateurs"

[nukbody]

divine justice

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[thundercrackfic]

This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.

The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human

[toothpaste-footlocker]

[grimdarkgoldcross]

i’m sorry for being abnormal about that middle aged woman it will happen again

[riding-with-the-wild-hunt]

thinking something about annatar as a creation of sauron’s, crafted and tested and prototyped like any other work. cyborg annatar, if you will—a piece pulled from here, a piece from there; smile and arms not his own, eyes from an earlier model. his body is perfect and not quite right because being annatar is not quite right. he is every dead dissected thrall and in angband there are neatly numbered files of notes and sketches for his hair, his teeth, how he would walk, the exact cadence of his voice. a thousand calculations and years of blood went into the curve of his cheek; even his imperfections are precise, minute, terrible: at once the machine and the ghost living in it.