stay away from my bands

if you caught that song reference ^ we are now best friends

[cubebreaker]

Swiss illustrator Christo Dagorov creates surreal lip drawings.

[tooquirkytolose]

ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason

[wrathofthegiraffe]

I want a reimagining of Hamlet that is completely faithful to the original except that Hamlet is replaced with Craig Middlebrooks from Parks and Rec.

[nicoleanell]

this is my friend Horatio and HE DROVE ME HERE.

[chrisisoninfiniteearths]

Is… is this not basically what Hamlet is like?

[smoretime]

@ofgeography

[ofgeography]

QUEEN GERTRUDE Alas, he’s mad!

HAMLET

OSRIC You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is–

HAMLET

GHOST Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.

HAMLET Murder!

GHOST Murder most foul, as in the best it is; But this most foul, strange and unnatural.

HAMLET Haste me to know’t, that I, with wings as swift As meditation or the thoughts of love, May sweep to my revenge.

Ghost I find thee apt; And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed That roots itself in ease on Lethe wharf, Wouldst thou not stir in this. Now, Hamlet, hear: ‘Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard, A serpent stung me; so the whole ear of Denmark Is by a forged process of my death Rankly abused: but know, thou noble youth, The serpent that did sting thy father’s life Now wears his crown.

HAMLET

[caroisonline]

@ anyone who tries to tell you theatre is easy

[didsomeonesayadventure]

I’ve watched this like 5 times. God bless you kids backstage. 

[jackrusso]

Literally what I do for a living. So stressful, but so rewarding!

[racetrak]

Getting friends in to musicals is hard because when they ask what it’s about you have to be like “15 year olds having sex” or “a plant from outer space that takes over the world” or “teenagers killing people for fun” or “Alexander Hamilton”

[thisarenotarealblog]

“7 minorities deal with crushing poverty and the looming specter of death by being a dick to their landlord”

[levianity]

“Sesame Street, but like… for adults”

[beggars-opera]

“This one time in the 1830s a bunch of college students decided to fight the entire French government and…it didn’t go very well.”

[zoecravitz]

“He’s a 57 year old fuckwit. He shot – he is – he shot three people at an abortion clinic, ‘cause he was pro life. How can you be pro life and shoot someone?” – Russell Howard on the man who attacked an abortion clinic in Colorado. [x]

[melaninboy]

Bloop.

[damienthepious]

hey hey. ho ho. people who understand how shit trump would be for this country are near exclusively NOT the same ppl who want to turn back refugeeeeeeeeees

[beepbopbekenc-deactivated201708]

WHERE IS THE LIE

[who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog]

women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation

[kindheartedkrogan]

Standing ovulation

[artemissed]

A round of menopause.

[helpwigi]

It was a difficult period of history for everyone

[shencomix]

Exorcisms require privacy.

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[parlor-trick-pariah-deactivated]

[surprisebitcch-deactivated20200]

Really enjoying the plot tbh

[n-unit-deactivated20161116]

This is literally the greatest thing I have seen all week

[ghovlfriends]

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

[squishycalum]

:/

[onepunchmami]

wooooooow

[goldengrahamm-deactivated201907]

Terrifying

[ninesounds]

He’s hitler reincarnated tbh

[chvrliedivine]

y'all really gonna ignore this????

[cosmic-noir]

Please someone just set him on fire!!!

[dream1ngofyou]

How are these people literally so dumb to be apart of this

[andromedafalls]

America, everyone

[fidgetspinner666]

I’m gonna be that one person but THE BOY IN THE STRIPED PAJAMAS WAS SUCH A GREAT SAD MOVIE

[boykingdom]

who on earth coined the stereotype that girls are obsessed with changing clothes i’ve been wearing the same t shirt and pajama pants for two days now and the same bra for like three

[thenarator]

OOH OOH I KNOW THIS ONE! so in the elizabethan era queen elizabeth couldn’t appear like she was having That Time of the Month in front of the male members of her court, and you bet your ass if she had to remain in the public eye while she was bleeding from the snatch then the rest of the female courtiers did too. because they didn’t have handy dandy tampons back in the day, they would basically shove a rag down there and inevitably bleed onto the inner layers of their clothes. she what did they do? changed clothes. about eight times a day to be precise, and they did that all month long, so none of the delicate male constitutions would be offended by unseen yet implied bloody lady parts. this is part of why fashion was such a huuuuuge cultural item (and the secondhand clothing industry was such a huge part of society) because they had to appear like they were just doing it out of vanity/showing off their wealth. this became pretty much the standard mode of behavior for ladies who had to be out and about during shark week, right up until some nurses realized that the specialized gauze pads they used to plug up bullet wounds would work great for other such bleeding holes.

so yeah if you were wondering why dudes think women change their clothes a lot its because they don’t understand periods.

[star-spangled-jackass]

It always comes down to men not being able to handle periods

[snobbyprivateschoolbitch-deacti]

Oh god I need to share this with the world

[wasteofcum-deactivated20120810]

[a-spork-with-feelings]

No words neeeded

[ulibeanzz]

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly

[citationneeded]

Homecoming

High schools in the south of the United States, especially in Texas, often have a tradition of the girls wearing “mums” and boys wearing “garters” to the Homecoming football game. Mums usually consist of artificial Chrysanthemum flowers (originally real Chrysanthemums were used) surrounded by decorated floor-length ribbon and little trinkets. The tradition is that the boys create a personalized mum in their school colors, white and silver for seniors, for their date. Girls make garters for their date which are similar to mums but shorter and worn on the guy’s arm rather than around their neck like mums. The size of the mums and garters tend to grow along with the grade the person that is receiving the mum is in. Around the 1980s, mums were usually about a maximum of three Chrysanthemum flowers and a few ribbons and only worn by the Homecoming Court/Homecoming Prince and/or Princess but as the years have gone by, the size and expectations of mums have increased and have gotten more elaborate and are worn by almost all of the students. Depending on the school, mums can get quite competitive, expensive, and drastically bigger than they previously were intended to be. New items are also placed on mums than there previously were like LED lights, bubble containers, cow bells, feather boas, stuffed animals of all sizes, and even more. They now sometimes act like scrapbooks made of ribbon and even contain passages and photos of the mum/garter-receiver and their date. The detail, size, and price usually varies depending on the school, town, and couple. The tradition is to make the mum and garter after the couple is asked to Homecoming and exchange the night of the Homecoming game and wear it throughout tailgating and the game. Couples often take group pictures with their mums and garters the night of or before the night of the Homecoming Game to showcase them.

Link

[wintrymix]

I’m sorry, what? This is seriously just mainly a Texan thing? You’re telling me these

don’t

look

familiar

to all

yall

????

[thatmysticbafflingwonder]

Yeah, wintry. I’ve literally never seen these before. They are… intense? Lol

[bewaretheides315]

OMG, are you telling me the rest of the US isn’t doing this??? 

[deanplease]

we’re telling you that this is NOT happening in the rest of the US. And some of us are kinda side-eyeing you, in a light-hearted loving way, for hanging a craft store’s worth of ribbon off y’alls necks.

[nomercles]

You know, I’ve read about the mums and garters practice, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it. What the hell are all y'all doing?

[deanplease]

And those aren’t even the big ones.

They get big.

like, BIG. Big enough to hide their entire bodies.

And some of the bodies of anyone standing next to them.

Also, notice the stuffed horse and mums on that guy’s arm. That’s a Texas homecoming garter. But the boys tend to keep them fairly small.

But some guys and girls just say to hell with keeping it tasteful.

Because it’s fun and they’re kids and why the hell not 

because

it’s fucking

TEXAS

[killerqneen-deactivated20161127]

I had no idea this didn’t happen anywhere else I always hated these things

[jammerlee]

Y’know, looking through this thread I kept thinking to myself “Goddamit Texas do you have to be over-the-top huge with EVERYTHING?” and being surprised that none of them were in the state’s shape. And then I scrolled to the bottom and cracked up

Texas ya’ll crazy as hell XD

[ayellowbirds]

i’ve lived all 32 years of my life in the US and this is the first time i’ve ever seen or heard of anything like this.